Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
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alki_fml 5
if thats how she acts normally then she's isnt worth wasting time on anyway.
nobody_special 0
Your friend sucks at setting up blind dates. On the plus side, you found out the girl is a douche and didn't' have to waste money feeding her ugly mouth.
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KPACOTKA 0
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lmao :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) S O R R Y
peopleequalshet 10
Really?
z1steelersfan 9
You show a cross but you act like that. Do you know anything about your religion?
alki_fml 5
if thats how she acts normally then she's isnt worth wasting time on anyway.
nobody_special 0
Your friend sucks at setting up blind dates. On the plus side, you found out the girl is a douche and didn't' have to waste money feeding her ugly mouth.
alexavh 0
Good way to look at it
Flying_Pink_Lulz 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAIL. HAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH Sorry, I just had to laugh on that one xD It was EPICCCC xD
johobus28 26
Quick, I think it's trying to communicate
GameRater01 0
haha, what #3 said, at least you didn't have to feed her and then have her walk out on you as soon as the meal was done. When she was walking away you should have called out "Don't flatter yourself, fat bitches aren't my type" =P
withered 30
#6 The girl was hot. He is the one that is not fit.
Ldy_S_FTW 0
i can Soo see the grl put an FML up... "today i was set up on a blind date...i got to the place and this ugly overweight smelly person comes over to me...turns out he's my blind date. FML" ok that was a lito harsh, but still kinda funny. LOL
DenBriZel 31
Well aren't you a bitch?
offwithyourhead 0
Wow, why the hell are people so rude?
git_er_done 0
what a bitch, like # wtvr said...at least you didn't pay for lunch
lexi_lu 0
awww..what a ***** - i love my men unfit and out of shape =)
MissyMayhem 0
She sounds like a bitch, better off without her. Women like that do not deserve to date.