Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me with my best friend. He actually had the balls to say her leg was asleep and he was trying to wake it up. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
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ZelmaSlayer 30
Your best friend's about to get a ******** ache that she'll have to rub better, right?
cheeeksss 29
I'll never understand the logic behind cheating. Why not just leave the person if you want to be with someone else? Move on from them. You don't need people like that in your life.
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Comments (108)
ReallyHottChic 14
They are both losers and deserve each other. Cut them both out of your life ASAP! With a best friend and what I hope is now your ex girlfriend like that, who needs enemies!
tracynicole1 16
Dump your girl and your friend. So wrong. Sorry OP :(
bringmethesmiles 18
I'm sorry to hear that OP, you deserve better than that
vikky538 29
Why would always be the best friend who involves in cheating?? Its like loosing two in one shot! And thats horrible
JKPwnage 27
Ex her.
backdoorman010 9
you sound like a giant sissy
Xion0014 20
Geez what ever happened to bros before hoes.
Fett143 3
The people who said ditch the girl and the friend are so right. When someone breaks your trust that way don't give them another chance. Especially your so called "best friend" needs to go. He is the most dangerous because he likely did this just to see if he could.
withered 30
#51 If she doesn't care about his feeling enough not to cheat on him I doubt she cares about that. And it's the best friend that should act like a best friend and say no and tell you about it.
NotRussian 16
Maybe he was rubbing her brass balls?