Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me with my best friend. He actually had the balls to say her leg was asleep and he was trying to wake it up. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
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ZelmaSlayer 30
Your best friend's about to get a ******** ache that she'll have to rub better, right?
cheeeksss 29
I'll never understand the logic behind cheating. Why not just leave the person if you want to be with someone else? Move on from them. You don't need people like that in your life.
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Comments (108)
ericp96 10
Should of broke your friends balls and burned her clothes and shoes and said her eyebrows look like crap that was smeared on her face
ammacias13 9
forgive and move on, OP. just don't be with her or anyone person like that.
9onbreak78 11
Dump that Girl, knock his ass out and move on
MyFairLady 6
Wow. Just wow. ?
Grissman3000 10
"These hoes, they for everybody" Juicy J
goodjoblol 25
to keep lying even after getting caught, sorry fyl op
Hinup 11
Dump them both.
TaylorMinecraft 12
Thats terrible, you need to dump her OP and stop being friends with your so called 'best friend'. People are horrible sometimes.
buckaroo_1999 11
Dump her slutty ass
Levant7552 9
I would beat that best friend up severly right there, OP. and I would yell at the ex-gf, biggest mistake I ever made, to scram.
anonymouz246 1
What a bitch(your friend to), sorry dude that must've sucked