Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me with my best friend. He actually had the balls to say her leg was asleep and he was trying to wake it up. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
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ZelmaSlayer 30
Your best friend's about to get a ******** ache that she'll have to rub better, right?
cheeeksss 29
I'll never understand the logic behind cheating. Why not just leave the person if you want to be with someone else? Move on from them. You don't need people like that in your life.
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Comments (108)
raaron773 19
Sorry OP You deserve a better girlfriend than her and better best friend.
worldclassrager 41
You could have walked in at a worse moment if things progressed...
summer4me 25
Dump both of them. They don't deserve you.
caliguy08 17
Your reaction, "oh thank god... I was looking for a reason to dump you," while staring at your girlfriend. "And a reason to kick your ass," while looking at your best friend.
beeferjay 34
lie down with dogs, get up with fleas lie down with a ho, you might get a disease
Tymaster5 22
Nice one brother
spacefish966 18
I really hope you broke every finger of your fucktard of a friend and **** punt that cheating bitch outta your life.
whatunicorn 17
If you don't dump her for cheating dump her cause she's obviously stupid. Oh and get a new best friend OP you can do better than those jackass'
teentee401 37
I don't think she's stupid. She just spit out a stupid excuse to see what she could get away with. She knew that what she was saying was BS.
Dominus101 20
Guess she was Frisky, but that's No excuse drop her and that backstabbing bestfriend they both deserve each other, you better off without em OP
dayi_beny 11
**** those who are unfaithful to you without any pain.
dutchy86 20
looks like he's not only your best friend, but you're ex-gf bff also.... FYL op... nobody deserves that...