Caught wet-handed
Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML
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ZelmaSlayer 30
Your best friend's about to get a ******** ache that she'll have to rub better, right?
cheeeksss 29
I'll never understand the logic behind cheating. Why not just leave the person if you want to be with someone else? Move on from them. You don't need people like that in your life.
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Incognico 22
That's something you get a stomach ache from...
doge_ram 16
i was gonna upvote but ill keept the upvotes at 69
DogeDogeDoge 13
Get out of here, Doge.
dabaerju 23
We'll be giving you more than 69 downvotes, #55.
zombieboxheadman 9
too soon man
aj9319 16
Time for some heart ache to her, keep going.
aspecialspecial 21
Dump her cheating ass on the spot. When someone cheats they are no longer worthy of you.
ZelmaSlayer 30
Your best friend's about to get a ******** ache that she'll have to rub better, right?
spudking 19
Nah, a snake will bite his dick and she'll need to suck the poison out.
why57why 21
No she'll acedently trip with her pants off and land on his best friends dick
deathmec 20
#39 - That episode of Archer was hilarious.
addioty 19
Just punch her in the stomach so he will actually have an excuse to rub it. Or the ******. Preferably the ******.
EvilTurtle 35
Or kick her ****** and call it a **** punt
jtheblue 17
That's the best shit I've heard all day
drayloon 50
maybe you'll give her a cuntcussion
Grayness_ 26
Just reading this pissed me off. I hope you punched your "best friend" for not walking away. You just don't do that to a brother.
countryb_cth 38
Don't bother punching him OP he will get what's coming to him. I bet anything that your so called "best friend" will come crying back when the ***** cheats on him. That's when you tell him to **** off and then smile at the karma.
SpartanMerc 18
While I'm a big believer in karma, catching someone in the act of touching my girl that way would earn a first hand experience of what it feels like to get both elbows and wrists broken, both shoulders dislocated, blood-choked into blackout, and their ribs danced on. Jiu-jitsu for the win.
Axel5238 29
I don't believe in karma. People tend to hang them selves. However, that would not qualify for justifiable force. You'd pay the dudes hospital bills and more if he sued.
cheeeksss 29
I'll never understand the logic behind cheating. Why not just leave the person if you want to be with someone else? Move on from them. You don't need people like that in your life.
Seabass_Chan 33
That's probably because humans, in general, are not logical beings.
chuka81 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Cheating does not necessarily mean that you don't want to be with your current partner, or that you want to be with somebody else. Human relationships can be really complicated.
BoxFullOfLazy 25
It's usually because they don't want to hurt the other person's feelings ( yeah, that makes sense :eye roll: ) or they're trying to have both the security of a relationship and the excitement of a fling. I guess cheating must cause a drop in IQ or something.
ColorOfSoul 19
I think it is similar to a strict diet, the guilty pleasure of sneaking a snack here and there is just too much of a temptation.
greeneyedx 23
Except we are talking about human people and emotions here, not a harmless cheat while dieting
greeneyedx 23
#20 when I hear about someone that is supposed to be "in love" that cheats, I take it as they aren't truly in love. I don't think you can cheat when truly in love, as you love them too much and would feel too much guilt to bear. For example: I loved my ex, but wasn't in love, and I kissed another guy who gave me the attention the ex wasn't. I felt bad but I did it, and I've always been against cheating. Now, I'm in a long term relationship with someone I'm absolutely crazy in love with. I can't even imagine so much as kissing someone that isn't him. I'm head over heels and he's the only one I want to be with. I feel that cheaters lack that feeling, no matter how much they claim to "love" their S/O.
EyRaB 17
I agree. I think people seem unable to differentiate between love and in love. Love is everywhere. You can love objects, prized possessions, your pet, family, friends, whatever it is and still get the same feelings across all these realms. I dated a girl for 2 years and was never in love with her despite my justifications on how I thought I was. I just loved her.. no different then I would a friend or family member. She obviously could sense my lack of full emotional commitment to her but oh well, you live and you learn.
withered 30
Yeah hurt people and betray their trust for some excitement... If you want a "sneak" simply don't be in a relationship and change as many partners as you want. You know the definition of a relationship and if you can't handle it don't have it.
IcedTaco 12
I think it's because some people in relationships want "something they can't have" for a bit, or want the rush of doing something they're not supposed to. It's really messed up either way, and leaving someone that cheats is definitely a good move.
burnforeternity 30
But you should try having morals and choosing one or the other, not cheating
olpally 33
Punch him in the balls and kick her out the door.
mermaidkeels 26
Their titles should quickly change to "ex best friend" and "ex girlfriend".
Richard6036 13
Well for one he's not your best friend and two she just a *****