Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me with my best friend. He actually had the balls to say her leg was asleep and he was trying to wake it up. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
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ZelmaSlayer 30
Your best friend's about to get a ******** ache that she'll have to rub better, right?
cheeeksss 29
I'll never understand the logic behind cheating. Why not just leave the person if you want to be with someone else? Move on from them. You don't need people like that in your life.
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Comments (108)
Tyrez 32
Maaaan, I just don't understand people sometimes...
ber4fun 23
there's nothing to understand because it doesn't make sense.
fourstar116 7
Bust his nuts with a baseball bat
brklynzwolf 14
You're a bitch if you stay with her!
brklynzwolf 14
Damn that was harsh! What I meant to say was Move on your better without them both!
backdoorman010 9
I agree. you are sexy
backdoorman010 9
I agree with you. you are sexy
MatildaGirl98 8
You seem like a bitch lol. Obviously OP isn't going to stay with her.
FitFriday 32
Did you try to make it a FML?
whatwhatwhaaat 10
Why is it always the best friend and gf/bf? I thought those were two people you were supposed to be able to trust... I'm sorry OP, that really sucks.
Vaginabutter 15
Likely it's because that are around most so have the opportunity and more likely to get caught. There's also a natural trust that you wouldn't think either would do that to you.
GamerGuy94 7
******* thots
ChristinePi 36
I hope she's your ex girlfriend now and maybe he's your ex best friend, too. Sorry OP.
dumredneck 7
I would say thank you to the friend for showing you that she is a cheating ho and then then get rid of both of them.
tiger820 20
these hoes ain't loyal!
TAntobella 14
What about his male best friend? His "bro"? Why blaming the girlfriend only?
Internetflakes 13
#45, keep in mind of the plural form.
TAntobella 14
Just dump them both. And by the way, the biggest cheater here is your best friend. Partners can be temporary, a best friend is someone who has supposely earned your trust over time. There is a big degree of loyalty in real friendship. His betrayal is unforgivable.