Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
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paijus 0
Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
Roxxxxay 13
I'm sorry OP, that sucks! But at least you found out. Now you can move on and forget about them, you deserve better!
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Comments (97)
paijus 0
Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
pcentral 17
Just desserts...? Sorry, I couldn't help myself
GodPart2 20
Does the best friend have a hot mom/sister? I'd go sleep with them, take pics and send him.
paijus 0
EXACTLY! Genius... >.> seriously.
Driveshaft 5
No, he should sleep with the best friend! Then he'd really know what being ****** by your friend feels like!
paijus 0
The exactly was toward pcentral lol
Blackmail111 9
16- Yes, because that would just make things so much more better than they are now *rolls eyes*.
humorizer 14
I thought 21 was at least somewhat clever with the word play. I don't understand why all the downvotes. Hey, Pendatic or DocBastard: reply with the exact same comment so that I can see what the real score for thumbs would have been.
white16sox 19
52, seriously? Pendatic? It's perdix you moron, and both he and docbastard have many buried comments.
GodPart2 20
23 - actually, yes that would make OP feel better... What would you do in that position (God forbid), roll your eyes? :-)
gracehi 33
Because you can't be angry while eating ice cream. :)
Brool_Story_Co 17
52- I'm pretty sure that 21 was getting down voted because his comment wasn't funny, not because of who he is. Having DocB or anyone else post it wouldn't change the fact that the comment was bad.
Brool_Story_Co 17
52- I'm pretty sure that 21 was getting down voted because his comment wasn't funny, not because of who he is. Having DocB or anyone else post it wouldn't change the fact that the comment was bad.
iGrassYourSister 6
only retarded hipsters thumb up docbastards comments no matter how shitty it is so 52 is right
Osito2011 9
If I was op's friend. I would of told him that I fell inside her ****** and had an epileptic seizure. In all serious op, you really should consider getting some ice cream and do some retail therapy.
sens3sfailing 25
When your best friends hurt you the most, Ice cream is always right there to make you feel better! That's a real friend!
PawsUp_fml 2
Why hurt the mom/sister? They didn't do anything. People who take out frustrations on innocent people, especially like that, are fcking stupid.
paddy4169 5
If he does one either the mum or sister, I doubt he'd be 'hurting' them, and you know this thing called a joke, that's what that was.
theoneandtheonly 0
Hey is there a way I can contact you?
gantoman 13
21- shut up, condom
MDTeddy 13
Cheating will always be wrong nobody what the situation is. Never speak to them again Op.
Roxxxxay 13
I'm sorry OP, that sucks! But at least you found out. Now you can move on and forget about them, you deserve better!
Yourheadache 19
The sooner you find out the better., now you know he wasnt a real friend, and she wasnt worth it...
Yodaevil 4
Sounds like he isn't going to have an easy time moving on. Used girlfriend. Not newly ex-girlfriend or my previous, nothing to state that she was a goner. Most of us would clearly state that she was toast.
DK1234567 8
IDK just cut his dick off and leave it in her that's what any other psychopath would do
Felifulify 4
Eeek.. FYL OP, I feel sorry for u...
cupcakekallie 6
You know, there's actually a button for that.
Felifulify 4
As a matter of fact, I did hit the FYL button. I just pitied him so much that hitting a FYL button only just won't do.
Ren_Uchiha 11
I feel bad for your English teacher, because they obviously did a terrible job.
Fmlsea 28
Oh you're better off without the dumb asses , seriously it's not what it looks like . So your best friend just happened to slip into your GF . Sucks to be you OP hopefully things get better.
starbucksguy 16
"I slipped and my penis went inside her...honest..."
Inheritance 10
Only way I could feel better if this happened to me is by taking 1s idea about the ice cream.
mfischer 17
What, you tripped, fell, landed on his dick? Ok, Shady, maybe he's right Grady, but think about the baby before you go all crazy.
rachelmaya 5
Omg that's ober true lol poor him
Sootie247 12
I'm sorry you have idiot friends.. Punch him in the balls and dump her ass is the only advice i can give! Time to get better friends?
Plush4318 1
Double punch to the nut sack in my opinion.
chellyX92 8
Wow, my friend went through something like that. She was at a party and took a nap with her boyfriend when she woke up her best friend and boyfriend we're having sex in the same bed. His excuse was that "he didn't know it wasn't her" people are just ****** up nowadays. Dump em both OP.
AussieChild 22
I can't believe how many stories I've read on FML about people's partners cheating on them with best friends or siblings...!! I really didn't think anyone was that low!
Humpyourleg 0
It's funny cuz most are fake
mrnuleef 7
My fiancee's aunt slept with her other aunts husband, and the aunt that was cheating claimed she was a lesbian. What a twist! But society has its fair share of lows. But look on the bright side, there are some high points every now and then!
deadxwedding84 5
You should have just gotten a knife and hacked it off right then when he gave you the chance, dude.
bsmith9942 11
Haha. At least he would have never "accidentally" had sex again.
nora111197 8
Yeahh!!!
Tuffay 14
He didn't have a chance though... His friends dick was safely hiding in his girlfriend!
paijus 0
I read this in an Australian accent...
br0ck 9
G'day mate! I just had a terrific time riding in my outback yard on me pet kangaroo! Now to go cook some snags! ( I am from Australia and I can't believe people stereotype us like that.
jem970 19
He just said he read it in an Australian accent. Don't be offended.
Stealthed 8
Straya!!
Tidus0 17
What one though? The standard accent 95% of us talk in or the Aussie drool only 5% of us talk in? XD
mrphychrs 5
maybe he walked in on her naked and since you only get with smokin hot broads, your buddy got turned on by ur girl and he popped out of his pants on accident and fell and accidentally landed inside your ol' lady's pussy
Pogox 5
Hey can you just **** off?
rustylane 6
Relevant profile picture.
gracehi 33
11, I meant to thumb you down, but I accidentally thumbed you up. Add two negative votes to your ego loss.
teh_uber_muffin 3
I just read this, mistakes and all, then proceeded to attempt to rectify it in my mind, but it still sounded like the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Holy shit.
XanderScythe 11
Your face looks as stupid as this comment
Outnuendo 8
Makes you wonder what he was thinking about when he said "this isn't what it looks like!" "This isn't what it looks like! It's just an in depth, free gynecologist exam!"