Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me with my best friend. He actually had the balls to say her leg was asleep and he was trying to wake it up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I caught my best friend's wife being a cheating whore, and I told her either she told him the truth or I would. More fool me, she used the time I gave her to convince him I tried to sleep with her, so now he won’t believe a word I say, and he punched me in the jaw. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
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Top comments
Bloo2555 22
I'm fairly certain that's not how one wakes up a leg, but I'm not an expert.
Mr_Mole 24
Is your boyfriend a dog? It sounds like you caught him humping her leg.
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Comments (15)
Bloo2555 22
I'm fairly certain that's not how one wakes up a leg, but I'm not an expert.
Mr_Mole 24
Is your boyfriend a dog? It sounds like you caught him humping her leg.
John Nemeth 14
Mouth to leg resuscitation. Hmm unless she's an alien I ain't buying that shit.
RichardPencil 32
Was he using his dick as a club, trying to beat some sensation into her numb leg?
pjsr 33
That tingly feeling you get when your leg wakes up can’t be beat
DanielleinDC 34
Is he that stupid or does he think you are?
dexter420 21
At least he didn’t say her ****** was asleep
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I would believe faster that she tripped and fell on his dick because that has a little chance of happening . There is no such thing as accidental insertion.
corrupteddevil 12
Did he at least tell her it was a one time thing afterwards?
htx4life 4
are y'all still friends?