Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I went on a 50 km bike ride with a friend. We stopped for a break halfway through, and locked our bikes up. When we returned, some guy had locked his bike to mine. We had to wait an hour for him to return. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML
Today, I was riding my bike, when I saw a large dog sitting in front of a house. I started to really crank the pedals, figuring that by the time it saw me, I'd be long gone. My chain popped off, I lost control and crashed onto the side of the road. The dog hadn't moved. It was a statue. FML
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
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HeyThereGorgeous 0
German Shepherds are beautiful and sweet if trained correctly. Clearly this one wasn't
Tehalon 0
You gotta admit that it's funny :P
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Comments (154)
kelllieeee_ 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
idk if its just me, but im not getting how this is an FML
killerviral 0
you shoulda groweld back at the dog
robtuffguy 0
Nice rack, Kellie. ;)
GlobalElephant 16
Jailbait
kay71095 9
149- you look like a 12 year old boy, I'm sure she doesn't want you
Tehalon 0
You gotta admit that it's funny :P
Dutchie2010 0
Not really an FML, but it does suck :P
Bobby64 29
If it sucks, how is it not an FML?? This place is all about sucky lives.
IllegalLight 0
If you had gotten injured or dropped your groceries it would have been more of an FYL.
peacheso 31
what if op had a meeting to attend? I believe this is an FML, like all others.
islandbreeze 0
LOL aww it could have been a mean dog. You didn't know
hpc4life 0
Wow puss much? Hes tied up...
noobgang7 5
beside his bike
pun619 0
its a her
wezlay 0
Maybe u shud watch sum ceaser Milan
Spider_fml 9
@ #6, doesn't really count if you're in range, now does it? Poor you. At least it wasn't raining right? ;)
brittanycraze 0
#6-Yeah, asshat, tied up to the same ******* bike rack. You go unlock your bike from a rack with a snarling dog. ESPECIALLY a german shephard. Those ******* bite, and they don't care that you just want your bike back.
CamBam97 7
6 is a bitch, **** him
Bleep_fml 0
Do you have a phobia or something? Dogs generally don't attack people out of nowhere, so you shouldn't have had a problem getting your bike out of the rack.