Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat let a mouse sit on his paws for several minutes, then just sat and watched as it scurried into a crack in the drywall. My cat is only 4. FML
Today, I learned that our cats love to knock over glasses and cups, particularly if they have liquid in them. The latest victim of their antics? My expensive computer keyboard. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, I was screen-sharing during a virtual meeting when my cat jumped up and walked across my keyboard, and revealed my embarrassing search history. FML
Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML
Today, my cat decided that the best place for her to pee was over the surge protector where my modem, router, and printer are plugged in. FML
Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
Today, my cat jumped out a fourth-story window when I went to pet her. FML
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Peroxide 3
Lets be honest here, you threw your cat at your monitor cause your KDR went down didn't you?
xYumix 0
how can this be a ydi??
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Comments (55)
CheeseHater 23
Well, my cat is far more annoying. I watched football and went to the bathroom for like 1 minute and during that time the ******* cat broke my 4 000$ 42" TV... OP, sucks to be you too
iloveemylife 0
What does OP mean?
watchforzombies 0
If your cat broke your monitor, how are you on FML?
sentient 10
moron
Arancaytar 0
Don't worry, she'll repair it for you. http://lolcat.com/tvfixinkitten.html
thecakeisnotalie_fml 0
well, thats what laser pointers are for... its kinda hard for a cat to break the floor... and BTW i find it hard to believe that a cat could brake a computer moniter. thats a damn stroong cat
bkent9 0
happened to me except with on a plasma tv on the wii home screen .. but we were able to repair it
sugercheeksnic 0
poor cat
Shawty101 0
ROFL ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL AHHHAHAHHAHAHD BEST FML EVER! lol :D
trobison 0
your computer sucks then.lol