Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat let a mouse sit on his paws for several minutes, then just sat and watched as it scurried into a crack in the drywall. My cat is only 4. FML
Today, I learned that our cats love to knock over glasses and cups, particularly if they have liquid in them. The latest victim of their antics? My expensive computer keyboard. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, I was screen-sharing during a virtual meeting when my cat jumped up and walked across my keyboard, and revealed my embarrassing search history. FML
Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML
Today, my cat decided that the best place for her to pee was over the surge protector where my modem, router, and printer are plugged in. FML
Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
Today, my cat jumped out a fourth-story window when I went to pet her. FML
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Peroxide 3
Lets be honest here, you threw your cat at your monitor cause your KDR went down didn't you?
xYumix 0
how can this be a ydi??
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Comments (55)
Emperor_Jim 0
Crazy cat lady!
abcameronxyz 0
yea right, Then how are you posting this fool.
TwoZeroOZ 2
Theres no law where I'm from that limits people to one computer per household, where do you live?
Kukua 5
That's right - one computer ONLY! Also, as we all know, since EVERY SINGLE FML starts with the word "today", that means it HAS to have happened today. Not only today, but no more then 5 seconds ago so the OP has no other possible access to any other computer.
powerpaq 0
stfu, troll
CarterColbie 4
If your computer's broken how did you post this?
MrLufthansa 14
Maybe a PHONE!
gangstapebbles89 0
awww thats so adorable!!
Musje 0
YDI, I don't even own cats and I know they will jump at moving stuff if they are following it. Same with laser lights. Also, how hard is your cat's head? Being able to break a monitor with it? All of the computer screens I ever owned would be able to take a cat jumping at it unless it literally took a run and has a metal head.
TheRetardTracker 0
Wow that is ****** up
mcwildcat8230 0
HAHA FYL
ashleyfemia09 0
bahaahahahahah :]
xYumix 0
how can this be a ydi??
memeweaver 0
I have an Amazon Grey Parrot. he tends to be wherever in the house I am. i often work from home, and one day one of my employees was showing me some design ideas for my shop online using my brand new 31" monitor. The bird was fascinated by the cursor, and a game ensued, ending onlt when the bord finally opened his beak and took a bide out of the center of the monitor, piercing the screen and leaving a 1.5" gash in the middle of it.