Today, my cat let a mouse sit on his paws for several minutes, then just sat and watched as it scurried into a crack in the drywall. My cat is only 4. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
Today, my cat started screaming nonstop outside my bedroom. She's never done this since she was last in heat (she's 7 1/2 years old), so I was worried. I opened the door to find that she had "killed' a mouse (a fake one, formerly attached to her cat tree) and was very proud of herself. That's cute, but… really? FML
Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
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VonBlitzkrieg 27
What I got from this was that you had the mouse in your line of sight for a few minutes and you did nothing about it except get upset when it ran back to where it came from.
jkjorn 18
This sounds like the plotline of a Tom & Jerry cartoon..
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Comments (10)
CuteKoalaGirl 18
I'm not sure what age has to do with it. One of my cats is almost 8 and she'll kill a mouse if she spots one.
raven_of_azarath 35
She's saying her cat is still young. My cat is 13, and if she chases/plays with anything, it's for like 1 minute. A 4 year old isn't old enough to not chase a mouse. And your cat being 8 and still doing it is proof of that.
Tomantio 4
Did your cat grow up around other cats at all?
jkjorn 18
This sounds like the plotline of a Tom & Jerry cartoon..
VonBlitzkrieg 27
What I got from this was that you had the mouse in your line of sight for a few minutes and you did nothing about it except get upset when it ran back to where it came from.
Glowworm56 27
"To eat or not to eat? That is the question?"
RichardPencil 32
You need to show your cat episodes of the Itchy and Scratchy Show.
Rammer3500 23
Mice are friends, not food
GIJoefan 6
Your cat clearly failed Cat School.
Ben Horner 3
I know that's meant to be bad and all but it's kinda cute
sarahcroy20 12
What does the age of your cat have to do with it? And apparently you don't understand how cats play with their prey.