Today, I was screen-sharing during a virtual meeting when my cat jumped up and walked across my keyboard, and revealed my embarrassing search history. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in an online meeting when my cat decided to say hello. To do this, he walked in front of my screen, completely obscuring it in his fur. He then logged me out of the meeting by walking across the keyboard. Three times. Every time I tried to pick him up to make him stop, he got upset and attacked me. FML
Today, I attended a virtual meeting. When I went to grab a coffee during a break, for some reason took my laptop with me, got distracted by my cat taking a stinky dump, so my coworkers got an unplanned tour of his litter box while I scooped it all up. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I took a team meeting from home. More specifically, my bed. Because I make great decisions, I ended up falling asleep. At some point during my nap, my cat walked over my keyboard, turning on my webcam. I woke up to my video on and no one left in the meeting. Everyone saw. FML
Today, I realized I had accidentally swapped phones with my coworker. She now has access to my search history, which includes: "Can cats sense shame?", "Is it OK to eat expired hummus?" and “Why do I hate my coworkers so much?” FML
Today, I had to give a presentation. I was feeling confident, until I clicked to the next slide and realized it was a picture of my cat wearing a sombrero, which I'd accidentally included in the slideshow. My boss was not impressed, but my cat is now famous in the office. FML
Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML
Today, I joined a video call five minutes early and started checking my emails while I waited. Someone said, “You're already sharing your screen.” I'd accidentally shown everyone my inbox for the first five minutes. FML
Today, I sat down at my computer for the first time in a week, and discovered that my cat had thrown up all over my keyboard. I needed to write up an important document but the chunks were stuck down in the keys, effectively locking it up and making it useless. FML
Today, I gave a presentation at work using my laptop. When I plugged it into the projector, the last thing I had Googled popped up on the big screen: “Do hamsters get depressed if you ignore them?” FML
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cuz803 46
You definitely don't deserve that. Most people voting YDI are hypocrites because almost everyone has something edgy or cringey in their history and almost no one plans for an animal to reveal it. Sorry your cat did that to you. My cat for some reason likes to jump on my laptop to.
RichardPencil 32
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cuz803 46
You definitely don't deserve that. Most people voting YDI are hypocrites because almost everyone has something edgy or cringey in their history and almost no one plans for an animal to reveal it. Sorry your cat did that to you. My cat for some reason likes to jump on my laptop to.
Vesi 30
"Why's it made of warms if it's not made for sits?" =)
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
They deserve it for not doing embarrassing searches in private mode. It's pathetically easy to not have a history to reveal.
RichardPencil 32
How to murder co-workers with a death stare How to ********** during a Zoom meeting Morris Dancing How to lure women to your room What foods best work to lure women Papa John's Pizza Ok, I've had enough! You need to resign and go somewhere very far away.
sirrubberduckie 37
If it was a work meeting, why are you searching for that stuff on your work computer? In any case, why don't you use incognito mode or a separate profile, or at the very least clear your search history?
Razath 17
Always clean out your search history if you're embarassed about it, or use incognito mode, or a separate browser.