Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat let a mouse sit on his paws for several minutes, then just sat and watched as it scurried into a crack in the drywall. My cat is only 4. FML
Today, I learned that our cats love to knock over glasses and cups, particularly if they have liquid in them. The latest victim of their antics? My expensive computer keyboard. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, I was screen-sharing during a virtual meeting when my cat jumped up and walked across my keyboard, and revealed my embarrassing search history. FML
Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML
Today, my cat decided that the best place for her to pee was over the surge protector where my modem, router, and printer are plugged in. FML
Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
Today, my cat jumped out a fourth-story window when I went to pet her. FML
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Peroxide 3
Lets be honest here, you threw your cat at your monitor cause your KDR went down didn't you?
xYumix 0
how can this be a ydi??
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Comments (55)
blastvortex 4
Honestly, how could you not see that coming? YDI.
graceflyshigh 0
your cat is on 'ROIDS.
3n1gma_fml_fml 0
I call shenanigans, computer/TV screens don't appear real to most animals. the cat wouldnt be interested.
xf0rg0tt3nx 0
No, my cat actually does screw around with the mouse on my screen.. sometimes.
_theman_ 0
you must have sound on, animals cannot see anything on the monitor, tv, not even a mirror i think (not so sure on mirror), they see in a different spectrum of light so this is an obvious fake unless the sound was on.
TwoZeroOZ 2
It's interesting how people like #26 pretend to be knowledgeable on about things which they know nothing about. Cats see the exact same visual spectrum of light as most other mammals. The idea that cats and dogs can't see 2D images has been debunked for 20+ years.
Anteezy 7
I think you're confused with VAMPIRES OMG OMG OMG ZOMBIE CANCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
artfreak21 0
Aww, poor kitty!
a192837465 0
ydi cause everyone knows that cats chase mice
europe_rocks 0
nice one :)
royboh 0
This calls for some more :3
1m_b0r3d 0
lol i still think its adorable xD And the humor only started after the screen cracked :)
Gwyndion 9
The cats okay I hope?
darkpath 0
fake a cat cant break a monitor by jumping into it. unless it knocked it over and it feel 5 ft screen first with force enough to crack it.
WVracer 0
YDI for having a cat.