Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they couldn't get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
Today, I was baby sitting ten year old twins. When they first saw me, they ran away screaming and hid in the closet. This isn't the first house where this has happened. FML
Today, my five-year-old daughters realized that if one of them rang the doorbell, it would keep me distracted long enough for the other one to steal cookies from the kitchen. FML
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
Today, my 4-year-old twin sons discovered how to lock doors. They locked me out of the house while I was taking out the trash. I had to climb through the kitchen window, which they'd generously smeared with peanut butter. FML
Today, I got stumped by a childproof door. Twice. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML
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ViktoriaaKills 13
Ever thought about locking your doors?
MattThePimp 10
Children are the 9/11 of humans.
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kiaora_fml 11
My ex had an issue with this, he saw them running up and set the auto sprinklers on them, didn't try it at their house again
big_red_05 4
I hope U own a gun OP. Not to shoot them, but 2 scare some Jesus into those kids. Nothing quite like heAring a round chambered 2 make U realize the err of your ways.
big_red_05 4
Sad but true. I took a gun safety course
simsgirlgem 25
that's when you call the cops on the little bastards
someguyhere 12
Here a ending to your FML- As the kids came into the house they heard the shotgun being chambered. After messing their pants, the police came to take them away. Scare those bastards straight!
Witchylady 18
Why was your front door not locked?
mrcook9 5
So hit them with a bat?
fuggotmuggot 14
Well, what did you do?
blue5394 3
this needs a follow if I am right how how I think this would have played out xD
Hime9908 22
Thought of ignoring the door?