Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML
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krissytina 6
Why would her dad need to ring the doorbell? even if it was locked he should have a key
bcoolplz 1
i dont get y the dad would ring the doorbell if he lived there.
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Comments (84)
wrestlerbeast 0
dang haha that sucks
Jesta05 0
nice job
The_grumpy_bear 0
Ding-dong ditchers: 1 You and bf: 0
Oreosbff 0
10 - *you and gf But ya shoulda been sure it was him before jumping out a window lol =[
parii 0
overprotective dads suck.
420pium 0
comment moderated
Bloodberry 0
you & gf- fail dad- win
phreshboi 1
nicky nicky nine door? that's what I know it as...I'm from Toronto
HandOfClod 0
Mothafucka shoulda pulled some secret agent shit and got on top of your roof. Then he could slide down the gutter drain. Then he could walk away, while your house blew up and not even look back. Because that's badass.
mdoll 0
Dude man up!!! deal with the dad. ydi
Sharpie23 7
this reminds me of an Afroman song... "but her daddy, he was waiting with a 2 by 4. oh he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right, the mutha fucka beat my ass all night. But I ain't mad, at her prejudice dad, that's the best damn pussy I ever had!"
Arsonnist 3
Room service?
austin95 0
this seems fake why would somebody born in 64 do this?
austin95 0
why the hell was my comment moderated? all I said was that it's fake because his name says he's born is 64
legonut4wannabe 0
It's funny because she thought it was her dad but it was really prangsters and you got hurt
bubbarific 0
in Soviet Russia, doorbell ring you!
legonut4 0
it's funny because you didn't have to jump and got hurt for it.
travis1228 1
should have gone out the basement
bcoolplz 1
i dont get y the dad would ring the doorbell if he lived there.
_princess61522_ 0
44 wins! haha colt 45 :D
FreshSalad 1
Why would the guy who OWNS the house ring the doorbell? Does he not have keys to his own house? YDI
beeship321 5
Let me guess op u broke 2 toes and your leg?
lajaynay 15
agreed with 70 and 78. Why in the hell is the dad ringing the doorbell? Maybe if he knocked on the girl's door I can understand his window shenanigans... OP is either lying or extremely stupid.
skorpien 1
82, most probably both.
kdawg000 0
op it's called Nicky nicky 9 door. effing stupid americans. pfft
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
why would her dad ring the door bell? ure an idiot
kayleebabe03 0
why would your dad ring the doorbell and not just come in
petertre002 0
fu bitttc*
bugmenotmofo 34
more like ding dong bitches
musicmaniac925 0
70, exactly my thoughts.
smmrgrl 1
ugh k first of all it's both it's Nicky nicky nine door AND ding dong ditch and I'm from Toronto, :/ anyways, sometimes my dad comes home and he's carrying grocery shit and rings the door so he doesn't have to drip his stuff to open a doorr or maybe he forgot his keys honestly, you never know a persons story maybe the guys in a wheel chair and can't reach for the door or something I dunno I'm just saying but don't be rude :(
annihil8or 15
Great to know you can count.
oscaroscar 0
pmsl haha.
thatguy626 0
why would her dad ring the doorbell, isn't it his house?
KianaCaca 10
Lol was it two story or one story? Why not just hide in the closet? :P Dumbass
xJC77x 0
suxx
Jessi_the_sexii 0
smoothe move
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
"visiting"
KianaCaca 10
Where'd my comment go? :o
korie22_fml 0
wow smarty pants xP
WeAllHaveFmls 0
Nicee,LOL.
Jessicaa96145 0
ouchh.. could have been worse. the dad could have been at the door and later noticed u there. you would have had fun explaining that to him (:
peter_saurusREX 0
Or it would have been funny if he landed on her dad xD
wallcat 0
that would be hilarious.
PincheEdgarr 0
lmao that's stupid:) wow.