Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, I sent a porn link to my buddy. I received no response from him for hours so I went to text him again. "Brian" and "Boss" are right next to each other in my contacts list. Tomorrow I go into work to find out if I still have a job. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
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CaptainCasual 0
I put a 'z' in front of my parent's names, so they are at the bottom of the contact list, where these mistakes can NEVER happen. zMom zDad
captcool024 0
dont lie. you weren't at a party, you were in Mikes basement.
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Comments (39)
greenman_fml 0
looks like your dad's gettin some tonight
chaos753159 4
i dont see the problem u sent the link to mike and was all happy like and then u noticed that the name mom was next to it itz not like u sent the link to your mom that would have suked : Ydi this was useless!
piercebuddy 0
your stupid he accidently sent the link to his mom
Metzler31 17
Don't call someone stupid when you can't even use 'your' correctly.
Rhythm_Man 0
I'd like to point out that he did understand what happened, though.
Emily9352 13
YDI. Only losers look at ****.
Infamous_Hawk 6
I beg to differ.
captcool024 0
dont lie. you weren't at a party, you were in Mikes basement.
CaptainCasual 0
I put a 'z' in front of my parent's names, so they are at the bottom of the contact list, where these mistakes can NEVER happen. zMom zDad
Caayouteepie 0
omg im doing that right now
rubzzz 0
thank you !
Creamysweeps 5
geniusss
MehrunesDagon456 20
But what if your friend's name is Zack? Or Zavier? aMom?
allyiscute1 22
Wow brilliant! Thanks!:D
twitteraddict 0
ever heard of checking to see who youre texting? dumbass
I'madumbass 19
Great.
abbottizer 0
that's what you get for watching ****. pervert
Pearson_fml 0
wow, 14, chill, the love between a man.....and his hand is very sacred.
Raxy_fml 18
A man, his hand, and mike, apparently.
macro312 0
Poor you kido~
Ricardo1987 0
hahaha thats awesome what would of been worse if she would of texted u back syaing she liked it lol
redbluegreen 41
Did your mom find a good use for it?
linda_s2 0
LOL i didn't get it at first, i was staring at the fml for like a minute then BAM i get it now :L hope your mum liked it (;