Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they couldn't get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
Today, I was baby sitting ten year old twins. When they first saw me, they ran away screaming and hid in the closet. This isn't the first house where this has happened. FML
Today, my five-year-old daughters realized that if one of them rang the doorbell, it would keep me distracted long enough for the other one to steal cookies from the kitchen. FML
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
Today, my 4-year-old twin sons discovered how to lock doors. They locked me out of the house while I was taking out the trash. I had to climb through the kitchen window, which they'd generously smeared with peanut butter. FML
Today, I got stumped by a childproof door. Twice. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML
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Top comments
ViktoriaaKills 13
Ever thought about locking your doors?
MattThePimp 10
Children are the 9/11 of humans.
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Comments (130)
bodica 4
There was once a serial killer who only murdered people whose door was unlocked. He saw it as an invitation that they wanted to be killed. You never know who is in your neighbourhood; always lock your doors.
hannaks 2
ummmm... TRESPASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fsomelife 26
What store? This is mandatory safety equipment for people whose neighbours have children! Edit: This was in response to #40, my bad.
emmsies 16
what the heck...why would that seem like a good idea....shouldnt they know thats trespassing or at least a bad thing to do...
TogeBara 12
I woulda called the cops. Idgaf how old they were, their parents should teach them better. Ding-dong-ditching is one thing, but that's illegal entry.
asylumlane 23
Sneak up behind them and ask, "Do you want to play a game?" Should just about scar them for life.
XBurytheCastleX 25
Did you at least drop kick them out of your house?
Gh0st81 5
shot gun and rocksalt amen
tbasx2 12
Breaking and entering. They are stories of people getting shot because they pull stupid stuff like this.
sirpantselot 22
Well if they don't answer three times, they're probably not in. Not that that's a reason to burgle someone!!