Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, my card got declined at Subway, so I walked to the nearest cashpoint thirty minutes away to frantically figure out how much cash I had in my card. As I went to pull my card out of my purse, it slipped from my grip and fell into the sewer. The guy behind me snorted with laughter. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
so you wouldn't care if you dropped 900€ into a drain ?
AK 2
Oh god, that sucks. Did you get the quarter anyway?
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Comments (78)
sarakthx 0
Haha! Fail.
DamnDatFML 0
NOOO!!!!! You lost your condoms!!!!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
isn't there a saying that picking up dropped change is bad luck.
molly2moon 0
I would say ou should stop caring about quarters and put money in your pocket/manpurse/foodbag
gavinbrash 0
Well unless there are people living in said drain or there was in excess of $1000/£1000 in the wallet, it's not really that bad as you can replace bank cards, library cards, drivers licenses etc. but the only really bad thing you could keep in a lost wallet are photos. It's not really that bad... but FYL for being so careless.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
so you wouldn't care if you dropped 900€ into a drain ?
Ninja_Cat 0
Even if there's not a lot of money it the wallet do you even relies how much of a hassle it is to get credit cards back and especially your license. I really don't see how photos would be such a big loss since nowadays most peoples photos are digital and you can just print out more and besides if the photo is that important to you and you only have one why would you carry it in your wallet.
pinkalicious224 7
And cash. That's not replaceable. OP will have to earn more.
AK 2
Oh god, that sucks. Did you get the quarter anyway?
sexy_chan 0
This made me laugh. Good luck getting it back. =]
ohhhh_Ashley 0
I moderated this :) but i feel for you. i hope you get it back.
Bizzile 0
LOL, jewwwww ! ;)
TessIsabella 0
racist much? or am I taking this answer the wrong way...
plethora 3
Nope, don't think you're taking it the wrong way. Definitely racist.
runkatrun 0
probably Russell Peters' joke reiterated
enuff_crying 0
Luckily you already got a quarter to start making back what you had in your wallet :)
magichateball 0
YDI for not putting your wallet and change away before leaving the market.
bartoron 0
Wow, good job picking on him for the smallest detail. He doesn't deserve it, you're just an ass.
tapesculpture 0
dudde. i'd be so pissed D: that sucks
randomxtremely 0
So ur quarter was THAT important?
reddilocks 0
Obviously it's not important, why else would it be a ******* FML?