Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
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Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
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cristiannnnnnnnn 0
he's like tea, hot n steamy done in two minutes
LemonStarship 5
He must of been doing the Swedish helicopter for those 2 minutes.
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Comments (65)
Poppy8127 15
At least you satisfied him!
aubamas 20
He's a sexmachine
addieshea 7
He wanted to know if you thought it was too short. He was trying to play it off like it was a decent sex sesh. He was just embarrassed. He needed your approval so just be nice if you care about him.
MoroseMoose 47
That's a really good point. Maybe he was just trying to bring it up so you could talk through it/make him feel better about it, OP!