Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
cristiannnnnnnnn 0
he's like tea, hot n steamy done in two minutes
LemonStarship 5
He must of been doing the Swedish helicopter for those 2 minutes.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (65)
xoprettyinpunkox 0
...
xoprettyinpunkox 0
wow, you must be pretty damn good in bed, lmao =P
Macadamia_fml 0
Seemed that the business hours were over...
JASM69 0
then you clearly suck at sex
iLenny 0
oh shit!!
mematteden 2
i luv fat people lol
jdime209 2
at least he give 2 minutes.. some don't even make it to 1 minute ..
StormGirl142 24
Tell me about it -.- My boyfriend does the same thing, but it's usually only 30-45 seconds. *Sigh*
gkings18 1
hahaha
money127 4
Better than no sex at all
bebekinza 5
Lmao