Today, my fiance lost his shit when I told him that I’ve decided to go to nursing school. He claims that all nurses are cheating whores and that if I become one we’re through. His source? The troglodytes that thrive in the bowels of the internet. All because one guy got his heart broken by a nurse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my husband has been flirting with and dating behind my back the nurse who treats my cancer. He admitted that he needs someone healthy and not someone who’s “gonna be sick all the time.” He also attempted to justify it by saying, “You’re gonna die anyway and then what am I gonna do?” FML
Today, after my son graduated from nursing school which I, as a single parent, paid for with blood, sweat, and tears, during his grad party he was asked what his next step was. His response was, "Eh, I kinda realized I hate nursing." FML
Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML
Today, I got to hear from my coworkers that my marriage to my partner won’t last long because I found and married him in tech school. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been talking to another girl behind my back about how much he hates being with me. Turns out he’s been talking to her everyday for 3 months, and she kept pushing him to leave me, but he was only staying because I cook for him. FML
Today, my husband announced he’s no longer attracted to me and wants a divorce because I got a needed double mastectomy. When I reminded him of his wedding vows, “In sickness and in health” he said that he thought that meant “the flu or something, not this shit.” FML
Today, my fiancé of 5 years left me for classmate of his. He says he feels more chemistry and a deeper connection with her, and if he moved forward with the wedding (most of which is non-refundable), he’d be marrying the wrong person, and it “wouldn’t be fair” to me. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML
Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full-time job at one work place would be too "depressing." I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML
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zip2dwess 16
I think you might dodge a bullet by leaving him now…
DLBL 23
He sounds like a troglodyte himself, if that's his thinking process. BTW, may I encourage you to get your RN right off the bat and make the big money at a hospital, not clinics which pay jack shit. You don't mention your plan here, but just FYI, LPNs don't get paid nearly enough for their hard work, but RNs do OK.
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zip2dwess 16
I think you might dodge a bullet by leaving him now…
DLBL 23
He sounds like a troglodyte himself, if that's his thinking process. BTW, may I encourage you to get your RN right off the bat and make the big money at a hospital, not clinics which pay jack shit. You don't mention your plan here, but just FYI, LPNs don't get paid nearly enough for their hard work, but RNs do OK.
FluffythePink 23
The correct response to that ridiculous, rancid bullshit is "ok, bye then."
BurnInDemonFire 39
What the hell? Who would turn down dating a nurse or a doctor? They'll fix your boo-boos for free! I mean... some adult reason...