Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife and I drove to the other side of the country to attend a swingers party where we thought no one knew us. So did my parents. FML
Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has known for years, except for me and my older brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me in on a little family secret. His brothers often swap girlfriends and wives. They insist it’s not weird because the siblings themselves aren’t doing anything together, just the in-laws. It’s still too close for comfort and too weird to ignore. FML
Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML
Today, I found out my husband’s former mistress is going to be at Thanksgiving dinner. Why? Because his idiot brother married the tramp AFTER the affair came to light. So now not only is the whore my sister-in-law, she’s being included in every family gathering henceforth. Fuck this family and… FML
Today, my boyfriend and I introduced our parents to each other, and they seemed to have already met somewhere, so I asked them about it. At first they seemed shifty, then guilty, then admitted everything. They’ve actually known each other for decades as part of the same swingers group. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML
Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML
Today, I found out from my best friend’s text log that my friend group has been discussing doing swinger stuff, and they deliberately excluded my wife and I. When pressed, my former best friend said no one wanted to see us naked. FML
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Ankana 0
is anyone else thinking of the phrase "it's all in the family?"
Compass 0
The FML is that OP, his wife, his brother-in-law, brother-in-law's wife, father-in-law, and mother-in-law all go to the same swingers establishment. OP could potentially sleep with his mother-in-law.
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Comments (24)
kat666 0
@4: I'd also like to know this.
soccergirl17 0
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swingers its like a party in which couples switch partners for the night, if you know what i mean. i've heard that like everyone can put a personal item in a bowl and then you draw from it and that's who you end up with. i don't know if that's true or not...
wira176 2
Don't they normally put in room keys they're staying in and they randomly draw it? That's what I heard. Not saying it's an actual fact.
woody768 0
I heard car keys
meow419 0
LMFAO. Loserssssss.
LoopyPoo 0
oh wow give him the prize nowww!
ninja1983 6
Why does it bother you? You said you also go there, to each their own.
Ginger225 1
Yes but now they have a chance of ending up with one of their relatives... That was OP's point.
Ankana 0
is anyone else thinking of the phrase "it's all in the family?"
Monumentalfail 0
LMFAO nice
fivetimeslonger 24
Similar. "Keeping it in the family" comes to mind. ;P
Compass 0
The FML is that OP, his wife, his brother-in-law, brother-in-law's wife, father-in-law, and mother-in-law all go to the same swingers establishment. OP could potentially sleep with his mother-in-law.
daniisme 0
-shudder-
mad2physicist 0
Won't his wife point out 'that's my mother?' BTW, swingers sometimes switch partners, but they also (perhaps more often, even) will have 3-somes, 4-somes with the wives switching back and forth between guys, or other n-some groupings.
MSDemonslayer 5
My dick is shuddering if you know what I mean
fivetimeslonger 24
That's what I got, too. But wouldn't he recognize his mother or father in law? Granted, even just running into them there could be awkward ("Hey, wife's mom, why yes, we're here to sleep with other people! See you at Christmas!"). I doubt they'd go as far as sleeping with each other before they realize they're related...
mariahrawks 0
same here, 1.
truelyawesome 0
a swingers club is where married couples go to get w/ other people. STD dreamland