Today, I slept alone again in bed. After travelling 15000 km across the world to be with my long-distance husband, he has refused to kiss or hug me in the week I've been here. I never thought I would be in a sexless marriage. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got back from an 8-month deployment ready for relaxation and lots of sex with my husband. He said he’s come to realise he likes living alone, didn’t miss me much, and hasn’t been looking forward to me coming home. He gave me divorce papers and kicked me out to go sleep in a hotel. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend announced he’s sleeping with someone else and he can’t take the distance anymore. I literally drive 12 hours to see him every weekend. I just took a week off to spend time up there with him. So basically he can’t go 5 regular days of the week without sex. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I've never been so lonely nor felt so romantically neglected as when I got married. FML
Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
Today, my husband told me that he could not love me without sex. My love for him is utterly unconditional. My heart is just broken now. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my boyfriend left our bed at 6 a.m. to go upstairs and go back to bed with his son and soon to be ex-wife. I then had to ride in the backseat of a car for 6 hours while they talked and laughed. Not once has he asked if I'm okay or what's wrong. I've barely spoke all day. FML
Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML
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chosha_fml 27
He won’t even hug you? You need to ask him straight out what is going on. That is pretty harsh.
interesting33 37
I'm really sorry to hear that. it might be worth getting some couples counselling, or if he won't come with you, getting it by yourself.
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interesting33 37
I'm really sorry to hear that. it might be worth getting some couples counselling, or if he won't come with you, getting it by yourself.
Inkoseh 33
Definitely counseling. There's something more going on here...
gramie 8
I was in a marriage like that. After 15 years (not separated the whole time, of course), it turned out that she preferred the distance because then I didn't "bother" her, and she didn't feel obligated.
RichardPencil 32
He won’t hug you? That’s worse than sexless — you haven’t even made it into the Friend Zone! Your marriage is a ruse.
chosha_fml 27
He won’t even hug you? You need to ask him straight out what is going on. That is pretty harsh.
SneezyBear 27
Is it because you grew out your ginger beard and now look like Yosemite Sam?
hfnsjsnsjzns 18
feeling sad for you
BeefyQueefy 14
''Today, my wife thought it would be better to talk to strangers online about our marital problems instead of me, her husband. FML''
mekiswrite 21
Then show some affection, goddamnit! XP
Charlie Given 28
Time for a divorce sounds like he has somebody else 😐
Emma Marshall 19
Divorceeeee