Today, I had a draft paper due that I hadn’t written yet. I decided to skip the class to avoid embarrassment. Later, I went to change my major and was told to go to room 223 to talk to the English department head. I knocked on the door and the professor whose class I'd skipped answered. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, I walked into the wrong classroom, sat down, took notes for ten minutes, and only realized my mistake when the professor asked me to introduce myself and explain why I was there. I wasn’t even enrolled in the class. FML
Today, after attending lectures for months, studying for weeks, and spending hours writing a 15-page research paper, I was informed that due to technological issues during registration, I was not enrolled in the class. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I received an email from my professor informing me that if I missed another class, I'd be dropped from the course. I have field experience to complete tomorrow as part of my major. I emailed her two weeks ago to let her know, and we're excused by the dean. She doesn't care. FML
Today, I found out that I chose a wrong class and my 30-page paper worth 10 credit points that I wrote for that class is basically worthless now, and my graduation might be postponed another semester just because of that. FML
Today, my college English teacher told me if I wanted an explanation for my grade I would have to schedule a conference to come to her office. It's an online class. I took an online class because I can't come in. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
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Samantha Glennie 25
Pretty simple. Do your work to your deadlines and if you can’t speak to your professor to see if you can get an extension. They can’t help if they don’t know there’s an issue
IrieStorm 9
Why hadn't you written it? If, as I suspect, you were just procrastinating, then YDI.
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Samantha Glennie 25
Pretty simple. Do your work to your deadlines and if you can’t speak to your professor to see if you can get an extension. They can’t help if they don’t know there’s an issue
IrieStorm 9
Why hadn't you written it? If, as I suspect, you were just procrastinating, then YDI.
Sonotsuave 37
That’s a huge dose of karma my friend. If there was no legitimate reason for not writing it other than slacking off, then YDI. Not a good way to make an impression on your department. Do you worth thoroughly and ahead next time. I worked at one point 3 jobs in college and still finished senior year, which was the most project and essay intensive work-based year of my life, with straight As. No excuses