Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.
LanceGoodthrust 19
He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.
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Comments (172)
Kamon97 23
Your gynaecologist appointments must be fun then once he finds out >.>
gabe222 25
I'll admit that I didn't like a male gyno doing my fiance's check up but I got over it. Necessary evil in a woman's life.
hcollins1 18
Well 71, it's kind of their job to make sure were all good in our area downstairs, it's not like your fiancé will leave you for her gyno. If it still really that big of a deal, she could've requested a female to check her out!
gabe222 25
Apparently 20 people including you missed the part where I said "I'm over it", which means it doesn't bother me anymore. I am aware of the necessity of it...
Chris93Jones 20
seems like he's insecure good luck with that
nattynatters 14
Leave. Leave now. You don't need that kind if crazy.
kumarina 35
Isn't dissapointment that he tries to compare his junk with a tampon...
Dodge4x4Ram 46
that guy has issues
hcollins1 18
Low self esteem sometimes make people crazy and overreact over small stuff.
lenehey 7
Yeah, but life is too short to deal with that crap. OP should walk, not run, to the nearest relationship exit!
kumarina 35
She should be sometime alone after this guy, taking this slow
debbster7 18
Tell him to take the one out of his rectum first.
gamber9210 13
His penis must be really small to get pissed about a tampon. Lol.
sonnyrosa 32
Oh... he's a special kind of stupid, isn't he?
obviousboy 8
This relationship has such great potential… for more FML stories.
ahd94 21
The authors "name" makes this fml that much funnier.
martin8337 36
Talk about being shallow.