Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.
LanceGoodthrust 19
He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.
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Comments (172)
TaliaAmaraS 13
I am going to guess his 'boy' is small....poor guy, you shouldn't make him jealous of your tampons
Nyx_fml 23
I hope he doesn't follow his own logic by refusing to use condoms. You don't want to procreate with him.
SuperMew 22
Wow, that is... special. I had a boyfriend (in high school) tell me I wasn't a virgin because I used tampons. He got upset when I explained what virgin really meant.
perdix 31
He should just imagine that the tampons are the guy who's "taking care of you" when your hoo-hah is out of commission. Kinda like a good wingman -- a red wingman, if you will.
splitintwo 6
This is pretty alarming that someone feels that entitled to your ******. Like holy sh!t.
Franorox 8
So are you cheating on him with the condoms as well?
Nyx_fml 23
Since her boyfriend penetrates the condoms, I guess that's a threesome.
tigermom_natta 2
That's the signs of a overly possessive person
tomgun_fml 16
What's wrong with him he should not be screaming and you.
jasmine2301 25
Seriously what's the difference? He needs to get over himself.
myeverydaymylife 21
Love how OP's username is exactly coherent with the FML