Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.
LanceGoodthrust 19
He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.
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Comments (172)
ilytyvm 25
What would he say if you got pregnant, then? would he demand a c-section so that the baby wouldn't have to impose on your ****** where only his penis should go?
perdix 31
So, you're saying that he's such a douche, he'd actually be jealous of a douche?
Smoldering 15
Yep! Unfortunately she is....
summerrose1981 1
RUN! Get out now!!!! If he is that irrational about something so ridiculous there is a TON of trouble waiting for you in the relationship's horizon.
FlyingPie 17
What about his tongue or his fingers? I suppose he'd get jealous of his own body parts too?
blackonblight 33
A guy like that isn't going to understand foreplay or anything sex related that isn't just tab a into slot b.
Sweetpea22 14
Poor boy, he must have a small dick if he is freaking out over a tampon
akakennedy 16
Cuz tampons feel so good when you're putting them in and pulling them out (sarcastic voice)!
Smoldering 15
Ohhh heck yeah!!! I just love the way it feels....
SMcGwier 4
Is he afraid of a little competition or something?
mortis1369 6
In all honesty I would prefer a girl use tampons instead of pads. It seems cleaner that way, I don't know.
mbuck87 19
In all honesty, it's none of us men's ******* business how a girl takes care of her own hygiene...
kozzard 17
as long as she is taking care of her hygiene...if not it is the guy's business
LimeGreenCutie 9
Oh jeez.
Mimi12589_fml 10
I guess he's the kind of boyfriend that also prevents you from having guy friends, doesn't want you to see a gynecologist, forbids you to go out with your girlfriends because you could be hit on by men... Well either you impose your right to independence to him or you dump his ass.. I mean seriously a tampon ? Is he even old enough to have sex in the first place ? Cause it seems to me that he's 12 at most!