Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.
LanceGoodthrust 19
He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.
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Comments (172)
cactusdesu 15
Perhaps this one isn't a keeper...
Mione_fml 4
This is probably the time to run the other way OP, or before you know it you'll not be allowed to leave the house because 'he's the only one who can see you.'
Just1SarahKay 11
Good thing it's only been a month...cut your losses and dump his dumb a$s girl! lol
dillan73 6
His penis shouldn't enter anyone... Not that anyone could tell, being as he feels emasculated by a tampon, I can't imagine he's packin' much.
saraitkddh 47
let us look at the bright side, at least he is still your boyfriend not your husband
itwasalongnight 10
Seriously love your user name--well played! I'm sorry to say your boyfriend is an idiot... Maybe switch to pads for a few days and leave them in the trash and see how long it takes for him to reconsider his ridiculous position.
Uri69 10
Poor tampons,taking their rights since they were devised..
worldclassrager 41
It's your period treat it the way you want...
MiissAshleyy 19
That's the craziest thing I've ever heard! He needs education.
sthrnbell 9
Huge RED Flag...dump him and run while you still can