Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I went home with a guy I met at the bar. I warned him that I was on my period, but he said it was fine. Not only was the sex awful, I woke up to find that he'd smeared period blood on my face in the dark. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
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captainfalcon7 0
tell him he's gonna have to wear three condoms because he might "leak" through the first
deviable 9
Nice to see chivalry is going strong.
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sheenamaedc09 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He cares more About his car than your feelings?
Blazingcrono 6
A car is a man's pride and joy. Besides, they always give good rides.
Freeze_fml 17
That's an interesting way to twist it around.
leadman1989 16
Ok FEELINGS aren't gonna fix my ruined seats... and it could be HUMILIATING driving around with blood stained seats. This seems perfectly logical.
liindsey 25
#6 - I'm sure his car rides fine, but I'm sure OP "rides" better.
BB_ava 0
Don't get me wrong, I'm just not sure, but don't you have to be 18 to drive another unlicensed person and don't girls start to have their period at 12? Apologies if I offended anyone.
elementalz 2
25- I bet she does but do u know any1 besides Hugh heffener that gets it every day no I didn't think so you can ride ur car every day ur girlfriend u can't. And no u only need to be 17 to drive some1 else around
OliviaMaris13 0
54- Women get their periods until they're in their 50's to 60's.
Nitrogenica 6
Um... firstly you're wrong about when girls start their periods; it depends for every girl. Secondly, I'm pretty sure she's saying that A period started, not the FIRST period ever. You seem kinda... stoopid
CryMoreFMLs 15
I'm 16 and I have a lisense. Don't need to be 17.
LimeSharpie 6
It depends on where u live or what state or country
Gtfo_Troll 0
uJelly?
cinderella10383 6
License you mean and they are speaking of a new U.S law that prohibits drivers under 18 of having other people under the age of 18 in their car unless they are family members. However they are wrong in saying no unlicensed drivers in the car with someone underage it's 1 person extra unless blood relative
morgan320 0
In Norway you have to be 18 and have a license to drive legally. You can start driving when you are 16 but then you must have an adult of age 25 or up that have had the license for at least a year or something. I don't really remember correctly but I believe it is something around those lines.
Alexisthebestest 16
Where I'm from you can have unlimited family of any age in the car & one person under 18 if you just have a permit. For a driver's license I think you can have 2 people under 18. Not like anyone follows that rule though.
Bekeliyr 10
In Mexico, you just have to be able to reach the pedal... but...
kaileigh33 0
She may have just started her new cycle. Get a clue? Someone is single.
Nitrogenica 6
sigh people.
nbsmatambo 2
Lol, gotta watch out for that heavy flow
inkdeath87 18
Your boyfriend is an asshole.
sofineedsaladder 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
why would you tell him about that D:
ambamm135 7
Probably because she was moody therefor he asked what her deal was and she informed him. That or he wanted to have sex an she said no because she is on her period
DjeePee 25
Why? Maybe because they are in a relationship and they tell personal stuff like that to eachother? My boyfriend always informs me when he has diarrhea and I inform him a week beforehand when I'm going to get my period, all to avoid unpleasant discoveries.
jizzwold 21
^ha but that is practical I don't see why people are so embarrassed about their own bodies sometimes.
cinderella10383 6
I agree 83 people need to stop hiding natural human things and get over it. It's not embarrassing it's mother nature
RedPillSucks 33
I don't think he was embarrassed, just that he was more concerned about his car than OP. Seems like a simple "I'm using a tampon/pad/whatever" would have cleared that up, but maybe OPs boyfriend didn't care.
freelove_fml 2
40, while I generally agree that peple in a relationship shouldn't be shy about such things, talking about diarrhea just screams TMI. "Honey, check this out! I took a dump and it's YELLOW!!!"
P374RD3D 9
#94 my understanding is that the boyfriend already knew op was using a tampon
cheerluv15 0
You sir are a terrible person
MrCatman1125 2
What's so bad about sitting on towels?
Fyl2014 9
It's insulting. It's implying that OP doesn't know to take care of herself :)
deviable 9
Nice to see chivalry is going strong.
Windv 12
We didn't have to worry about "the stains" on our horses back then.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
*sigh* Oh men...
irokyoursox 6
I never knew siting on towels was such an FML moment
mynewaccount 8
So? I wouldn't want that on my car seats.
ryukk_fml 3
wow. he's mature..
goomonk 2
Ya he is. He's just worried about his car.
chane1100 6
Damn I'm a twat.
Blissfull_Sin 7
Wow talk about being paranoid! Maybe it happened b4 with someone else...
hottiebrunette 0
Wow. Your picture is also mature
dhall30 8
Well my girlfriend's sister was on her period and she wore some of my girlfriends clothing leaking blood all over the clothing. It was disgusting.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
107- Your profile says "My mind is a *****, my body is not." You could've fooled me, with that profile picture you've got.
95DeVille 13
Actually even with a pad on, I had a girl bleed all over my seat in my car once, but now I know that blood stains leather seats.
captainfalcon7 0
tell him he's gonna have to wear three condoms because he might "leak" through the first
leadman1989 16
Actually wearing more condoms makes it MORE likely that they all will break. The more you know.
lexex1 4
Way to ruin it.
EwanSmith 2
op's bf is def barebacking
bizarre_ftw 22
Record 50 different tampon commercials, edit them to run end to end, and make him watch them with you in the car, in a short skirt, with no/little underwear on, while skill on your period, without the towels. Then hold up a tampon and say "Oopse, I thought I put this in. Oh well."
topie_fml 6
Why? That's all I can say.
shyeahh_fml 19
50 tampon commercials would run for half an hour.
Naitras 15
And whats stopping him from walking out after 2 seconds?
gazzdogs 5
Haha, read naitras comment, then look at naitras picture.
rawrriri 8
What the hell? Who thinks of that?!
Vball6 19
...um....
13FMYLIFE 0
Once again, stop commenting!!!!!!
susannegela 0
And someone would want to go through all that trouble because.?
Missiy10 0
U reallly like writing long, poinless,and stupid coments. Don't u?
lollipop77_fml 6
Shark week strikes again!
Feklfekl2222 32
I would of pelted him with unused tampons through the journey
bizarre_ftw 22
Unused? Wimp!
Freeze_fml 17
I hope you don't keep used tampons lying around.
TurdTickler4eva 0
We already know 14 has a used tampon fetish
ALlamaOnFire 20
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