Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.
LanceGoodthrust 19
He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.
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Comments (172)
rebellionwars 11
Lmao a whole new level of obsessed and over protected.
nicolelong1987 3
that's just pure imature and I would dump his sorry ass!!
dr_snow_bear 29
You know someone for a month and then they say something like this! My god, it's like you don't even know them anymore!
katiepda 11
you poor girl. does he get angry when you go to the gyno lol try having a talk with him about a woman's body. good luck chick.
musikchik 6
If that happens after one month, imagine what he'll be like after 6. Run now, he's crazy!
fuzz97 23
nice username
Omniprism 15
What a dumbass. Maybe let him go and find another.
angel80_fml 2
He sounds a bit unstable. Becareful.....
EvilLittleMan 23
Nice... and speaking of dicks, yes, OP your boyfriend is one. Don't let him become your boyfriend of two months.
mekoveya 10
I suggest telling him that if he expects you to avoid tampon use for that reason, he'd better stop wearing pants because that's like cheating on you.