Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. Just watching you makes me depressed." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML
Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML
Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, I was in a good mood for once, but my professor looked at me and said, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML
Today, I was feeling sad and depressed at work, when a customer said, “Smile. It’s nice and sunny outside.” Sunny weather makes me depressed. FML
Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML
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9brggz1vboyqhb0 0
Don't fret. It's one of the oldest library pick-up lines there is.
Nap_fml 0
so you made a boring libraryguy emo by just existing? well if that isn't a good FML than I don't know what is
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Comments (28)
Imdead 0
Chances are that you pissed him off by being disruptive.
9brggz1vboyqhb0 0
Don't fret. It's one of the oldest library pick-up lines there is.
Stephen_fml 0
should a been more productive
ChaosChild 0
I think I'd have laughed right in his face. Who says that to someone?
allie2590 31
What an asshole.
Nap_fml 0
so you made a boring libraryguy emo by just existing? well if that isn't a good FML than I don't know what is
voguegirl4 0
the man needs to mind his own
AreYouSure_fml 0
That made me laugh.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I just lol'd. Damn that's funny.
ohhhhshizzz 0
He is CRAZYYY, Imma go to the library tomorrow and do that to someone. And yeahh I would laugh at him and then be like are you serious. Then laugh again, and walk away, ....unless he was hot.
NyopQ 6
You black people are all the same.