Anonymous
Coping
Today, I realized the only way for me to actually socialize is to smoke a joint. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
You hypocrite
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
Is_This_Real
Pittsburgh, United States
Lonesome Tonight
Today, the only constant person in my life is the guy that smokes outside my apartment building. FML
Stereotypical
São Gonçalo, Brazil
Stoned
Today, I realised I've become the background stoner character of any college movie, as I sat alone on my dorm's bed, wearing flannel over a Pac-Man shirt, and smoking weed out of a skull-shaped bong. Sorry, mom. FML
Anonymous
Mexico, Mexico
Legalize it
Today, after arriving, I was told that there will be mandatory drug tests for everybody at my work. Yesterday, I did joints at a friend's party, as it was her birthday. I'm fucked. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized cigarettes are my cure for boredom. I bore myself out of $2000-plus a year. FML
CH
United States
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Anonymous
United States
Check yourself
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
:((
Montevideo, United States
Hip cats
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United Kingdom
Smoke em if you've got em
Today, I miss drugs and now I'm depressed, and now the world is fucked so there is no other option. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head
Today, and since I found out that I'm pregnant, I've been sober. I used to smoke weed to help with me depression and anxiety, but now I can't even take prescription medicine for it. I'm about to throw hands at this point. FML
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Jsean91 1
a friend with weed is a friend indeed
SirEnigM0nk 22
How blunt!
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SirEnigM0nk 22
How blunt!
Jsean91 1
a friend with weed is a friend indeed
RichardPencil 32
That's why a lot of stoners became stoners. It appears to be a very social activity.
Grizz8831 14
it relaxes you enough to chill the **** out. learn the legality in your area, and learn your limitations with it. some people are super anxious and weed helps with it. same with stress, and a hist of other things, just always make sure you know what you are putting in your body and have a reliable source. not a huge deal anymore in most places