Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Now wait until he finds out about your vibrator.
LanceGoodthrust 19
He should really stop and think about whether or not he wants to compare the size of his equipment to a tampon, and claim that the tampon is winning.
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Comments (172)
envyelric 6
What a ******* psycho
pooldude 24
Freak
Wakachulak 22
Wrong, his tongue should go there too
Sputnikspak 13
That is about as WTF as I can imagine. If his dick is smaller than a tampon, then maybe he has something to be insecure about.
munchly 17
Yes because with all the pleasure that comes with putting a tampon in, who needs a boyfriend?
MsMourningStar 22
He is clearly still a boy. Drop him and find a man. A man wouldn't pull that kind of crap, he'd buy you tampons and understand that you prefer them. And it would in no way make him feel bad about himself.
novapine 19
seriously? if he can't comprehend that his penis won't stop the blood gushing out of your ****** every month because your uterus is having a hissy fit because it doesn't have a fetus in it, tell him to kiss your ass and move on. guys like that are tools who don't deserve gf's.
siggy_mcsigx 22
This is a red flag........I'm sorry but RUN!! Please.
underthesea12 24
He has a valid point. You being his woman, you are his property!
missbitch1993 7
I sadly know exactly how you feel. my ex said the same thing to me