Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML
Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML
Today, I went to school wearing the same jacket I had gone hiking in the previous day. When I found out that I had left my 2" pocket knife in the pocket I immediately turned it in to the front office. They promptly had me arrested for bringing a weapon on campus. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
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jonan1212 5
where the hell do u live?
iAmScrubs 19
Breaking News: Student goes on rampage with a pair of earings and shreds 100 pieces of paper.
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Comments (222)
Shellster 10
Were they guns hanging from your ears?? Stick to studs or small earrings :)
sciencekidster1 8
Principle: "Whoa, don't get near me with those!"
Amrel 10
Oversized hooker earings?
thegimpy 0
Lol
xlil_miss_emo_x 6
Fyl op. I have size 5/8th gauges that are metal balls with tiny shark spikes on them and nothing is said to me. I hate how schools freak out over nothing. I mean, what can you do with a pair of earrings? Give someone Severe Poking Traumatization? My old school, when I was in size 10 gauges, said that my talon earring were dangerous and they made me take out my lipstud too. But hey, if you have a parent like my mom, have them go raise hell in the school and problem solved :) good luck with your idiotic school rules!
BigJ365 4
******* are nice on teh penis
Omfgitsmia 15
This kid stabbed me in the finger with a pencil when I was a freshman trying to stab his girlfriend. My teacher didn't care. Pencils shouldn't be allowed either.
sneeze_watch 19
Ugh. When I was in high school I was nearly suspended when I wore a spiked choker. Even after I calmly demonstrated to the principal that the whole necklace was, in fact, silicon rubber. I'm sure OP was wearing something similarly silly.
1000waystofml 0
Wtf its august, ur going to school already? Where do u live?
Person1233 13
Most of the United States is in school by this time.
jolttalk 2
what school is this?