Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
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Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML
Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML
Today, I went to school wearing the same jacket I had gone hiking in the previous day. When I found out that I had left my 2" pocket knife in the pocket I immediately turned it in to the front office. They promptly had me arrested for bringing a weapon on campus. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
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jonan1212 5
where the hell do u live?
iAmScrubs 19
Breaking News: Student goes on rampage with a pair of earings and shreds 100 pieces of paper.
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RedPillSucks 33
OPs High School was probably named "Chuck Norris High School", or "McGiver High School". You can kill 50 people with a wad of chewing gum and a paper clip. For the final exam in freshman year we had to kill 5 people with nothing but what we found in a discarded bag from a McDonalds. Lucky me, mine had a gun in it.
Wazilla 0
My test we had to break into the pentagon, only using a peice of string, a broken ruler, and some chewed gum. we had sneak out chuck's kid becuase he was being tested to see if the government could unlock the god powers of chuck norris through DNA. Ah sophmore year...
brianjman14 23
REBEL! STICK IT TO THE MAN, OP!
stormchaser24 24
Wow. Depends on the size. I am sure we are not hearing the whole story.
queenb1621 21
Yea well the sad part is that ppl bring GUNS to the school and they don't get noticed...
Duladian 19
@11 dont forget shoe laces. I could strangle someone with them!
kittea86 0
well, what kind of ear rings were they
XxKawaiiMomoxX 5
so what? my school uniform have ties and people try to strangle each other >=0 are earings that deadly? unless you get seriously Imaginative you could probibly just about pierce somones ears or give somone a little prick! Dx your life sucks.
madibrielle212 0
Maybe they had something absolutely funny on them and the principal was just jealous that he couldn't be like you.
patacus 14
when i was in grade school i bought a gun keychain from one of those 50cent price machines they have at stores. it was a sweet desert eagle, and i got told not to bring it to school anymore because they saw it clipped to my backpack.
zombiekitten87 12
That sucks, but if they were conceived as weapons, they must be really tacky, so take it as a fashion lesson, I guess.