Today, my husband is pissed off, withholding affection, and not speaking to me. Why? I don't want to have sex with random men while he watches. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML
Today, my husband won’t have sex with me anymore because he can’t be bothered. That’s been his excuse for almost three weeks, but he insists there’s nothing wrong, he just doesn’t want to. For reference, we had sex almost every day before this, so this is very abnormal behavior. FML
Today, my husband is refusing any kind of sex with me. Last week, as a prank, I slapped his ballsack during foreplay, not hard at all. Now he says he "can't trust me" near his junk, the big baby. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, my husband threw an anger fit and left home after a fight. I only said that maybe he's not that interested in sex after marriage. Why? In the 5 years of our marriage, he has initiated sex exactly 0 times, while during courtship it was numerous times during the day. FML
Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, after an argument, my husband bet he could go longer without sex than me, since he’s used to me turning him down for weeks at a time, it’s now been a month, and all I want to do is rub against him like a cat, while he’s walking around completely unbothered. He even ignores me when I’m naked. FML
Today, my husband refuses to have sex with me, ever since I told him I wanted to try for a baby. When I asked him why, he said it was because he likes lack of responsibility and money in the bank more than the thought of a screaming baby, no sleep and strong suicidal urges. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
How disrespectful! You should get to pick the guy! Make sure you belittle and humiliate your cuckold husband at every turn.
Mungolikecandy 19
Why do you want affection from some cuckold who wants to pimp you out?
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Comments (26)
RichardPencil 32
How disrespectful! You should get to pick the guy! Make sure you belittle and humiliate your cuckold husband at every turn.
Mungolikecandy 19
Why do you want affection from some cuckold who wants to pimp you out?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
**** is real, I thought it was all fantasy.
childlessmother 16
Good for you! That could lead to more problems down the road
AndrewR 6
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
I normally don't advise divorce, but you should strongly consider it.
BurnInDemonFire 39
If you can't **** the cuck, you're shit outta luck.
jbuckets_404 39
Good for him! He's only negatively affecting himself - not you - with that childish behavior. If you don't already have an "adult toy buddy," get one to loudly show off in front of him.... Enjoy the quiet and also getting to decide out loud what YOU want for dinner, to gossip about/ discuss (one-sided), etc. (I LOVE tormenting my giving-me-the-silent-treatment-next-door-apt neighbor like that as we both head down the stairs. Lol!) Just send him a selfie of you & your choice from shoulders up afterwards. (It can just be a pose with a hunk that you see out in public - just BEFORE you both "supposedly" hit that proverbial motel room.)
Traveling_Book 9
Or, and I know this is a crazy thought, sit down and tell the husband that they aren’t into that and try to find a solution like adults? Childishness and petty behavior only causes more problems.
Dave_Davington 34
Usually, husbands have the exact opposite problem.
snegec 7
Tell him you're willing to watch while he has sex with random men. And when he says he's not into guys, tell him "I am not either, I'm into you. You alone."