Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, during class, my teacher left a small mark on the whiteboard. When I pointed it out, she simply rolled her eyes and told me to, “let it go.” I have OCD and was completely unable to focus on the rest of the lesson because of the mark. FML
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
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piiing 0
you should have just told them what you were doing!
Iskaria 0
Something similar happened to me in elementary school. They didn't believe me because they saw me doing something in the direction of the writing (using the eraser on the bottom of the pencil) but regardless I got into trouble. Luckily for me my mum is a psycho and yelled and went off at the principal :D
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Comments (90)
piiing 0
you should have just told them what you were doing!
purplecowchik 5
Seriously, you shouldn't get in trouble if you were doing a good thing! If they don't believe you then yes, FYL!
Iskaria 0
Something similar happened to me in elementary school. They didn't believe me because they saw me doing something in the direction of the writing (using the eraser on the bottom of the pencil) but regardless I got into trouble. Luckily for me my mum is a psycho and yelled and went off at the principal :D
bsgirls 0
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**** you all
CruelHumor 0
YDI for not being racist..... but a good solution would had being blaming the first black person around u. if ur black then YDI!!! lolz!!
ghm1234 0
haha sounds like your mom is awesome :D
birdfreak 24
ikr?!?!?! my sibling got a detention for talking during class when actually he was telling another child to shut up
Jazze_fml 10
do you honestly think that works? i once got in trouble because my text book was a mess when my teacher borrowed it because she had forgotten her own. i only got out of trouble because i was in fact able to prove that i had not opened it once since we got it 5 months earlier. that obviously gave me a diffrent kind of trouble but if i'm gonna have somebody yell at me at least it needs to be for something i actually did do... or didn't.
Bano360 25
That really sucks.
Southerndatageek 2
For what? Did you explain what you were doing to anyone? That's just sux.
FatElie 0
Haha, that sucks. In my class I just ball in a cup on all the desks.
FatElie 0
*draw
bsgirls 0
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your stupid fatellie ******
seahorses4eva 4
If you're going to insult someone by calling them stupid...it may be in your best interest, to not make yourself look stupid in the process. You didn't even get their name right. *YOU'RE stupid FatElie ******. What a waste of space you are.
ters19 10
agreed with 48
krazy_glu3 0
45 your whole life is a fail
samsung420 0
Grammar :D
cptmorgan15 2
No good deed goes unpunished. YDI.
AnneFTW 17
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Should've just left it. People just draw random stuff on desks. Don't be so sensitive.
TheWazBe 0
yes they do this reminds me of one time I was watching tv in class and dropped my phone teach picked it up and took it away from me. I had to pay $15 to get it back no big deal tho
yehr 0
that was one of the most stupid things I've ever heard someone say.
saleha97 4
I would be very angry with that, probably called my mom (:
seahorses4eva 4
Your teacher may not be racist...but he/she was definitely a little prejudice in your situation. FYL for sure.
iIixoxiIi 0
are you tryin' to be funny or somethin'? :/