Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML
Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML
Today, I went to school wearing the same jacket I had gone hiking in the previous day. When I found out that I had left my 2" pocket knife in the pocket I immediately turned it in to the front office. They promptly had me arrested for bringing a weapon on campus. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
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jonan1212 5
where the hell do u live?
iAmScrubs 19
Breaking News: Student goes on rampage with a pair of earings and shreds 100 pieces of paper.
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Comments (222)
MrXerxes5 6
You could turned them into poisonous darts. Good job whoever took those. It's dangerous to have earrings, pencils, pens, rings, etc. in school.
MangoRico1 1
Maybe putting fish hooks on knives not best idea
glittercookies 12
Im curious to know the kind of teacher it was that stopped OP.
FarSide 23
Why?
lexilope 6
Breaking News: Multiple children were sent home from school with numerous bandaids due to stab wounds inflicted by earings!
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
YDI for going to school with a pair of Jackie Chans hanging from your ears.
ferndo33 9
Not Jackie chans … chuck norris's!!
xcarxcrashx 9
Seriously! Who makes Jackie chan references anymore!?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Honestly, I was unaware that it was ever a thing. I thought it was Chuck Norris jokes that had gone horribly stale since 2006. I apologize for being unaware of the lameness of my joke.
btnhdude 0
Awesome people make Jackie chan referrences.
jellitonoctopus 19
Did you have dangling razor blade ear rings? I was at the airport when some girl had them confiscated even though they where fake razors.
FarSide 23
The fact that it is fake is irrelevant. It can readily be used to incite fear and intimidation. Like a rubber gun, or even an unloaded gun.
jellitonoctopus 19
Yeah so maybe OP was suspended because of razor earrings.
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Does your teacher have "issues"
liquidSELECT 0
Are you in those catholic schools where they call you a harlet for wearing shorts???
Feklfekl2222 32
Its spelled harlot
slushpup9696 12
It's*
megaanlovesmusic 1
I go to a catholic school and people deffinitely don't get called a harlot for wearing shorts :/
jonn090 13
Principal : you are being suspended today due to wearing a hazardous item and that is earrings student: WHAT ! How are earrings hazardous?!? Principal: Cause I'm the boss I do whateva I want now begone I have a "date" With your mother
gingerkid19 0
WINN!
abbikidson 0
Omgawdd
Jcakesss 0
You shoulda called your teacher out on having so many sharp scissors and pens (which are "hazardous weapons") in her possession. That sucks.