Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML
Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML
Today, I went to school wearing the same jacket I had gone hiking in the previous day. When I found out that I had left my 2" pocket knife in the pocket I immediately turned it in to the front office. They promptly had me arrested for bringing a weapon on campus. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
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jonan1212 5
where the hell do u live?
iAmScrubs 19
Breaking News: Student goes on rampage with a pair of earings and shreds 100 pieces of paper.
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Comments (222)
katiegurl19512 10
Were they made out of bullets??
fishing12345 2
Yeah and they had black powder in them and op also had a gun necklace
peacelovepink26 0
psht ya right..unlesd you go to school at a nursery with 2 year olds.
stevenmx86 8
We don't have enough information... How do we know they weren't suspended razor blades or something? They make a lot if earrings that could be considered dangerous..
joeuscus 0
ok u r lying. no school would do that. if u believe this u are really stupid
neoncheakers27 0
Same thing here:(
Tczero 0
I was wearing a chain for my jeans ( well three ) an the vice prin this old hatefully and soulless women tried taking them from and I grab them because I didn't want her to take them and I got kicked outta school for a week
devinewind 4
No more grenade earrings!!!!!!!!
shyshy357 0
Well I got suspended for a bullet necklace I'd been wearing half of the year already.
khaya 9
When ears get that infected, something has to take the blame, and they were beginning to smell.
eesingz48 3
God I hate some of the school rule's these days. Like at my school, it's against the rules to wear bandanas. Like what could someone seriously do with bandanas? Strangle someone? I mean come on. I live in public school.
Kayble89 13
Umm its not that you are going to strangle yourself, its got to do with Gangs and gang affiliation, I agree though it is stupid to ban silly little things like that especially if you live in an area where gangs are not that prevalent. To the OP, were the earrings shaped like a penis? that could be considered hazardous and weapon!