Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML
Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML
Today, I went to school wearing the same jacket I had gone hiking in the previous day. When I found out that I had left my 2" pocket knife in the pocket I immediately turned it in to the front office. They promptly had me arrested for bringing a weapon on campus. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
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jonan1212 5
where the hell do u live?
iAmScrubs 19
Breaking News: Student goes on rampage with a pair of earings and shreds 100 pieces of paper.
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Comments (222)
Buttsexpirate 9
Earrings in the hand of a woman are just as dangerous as knives. You could rip someones ears off with those! Or bling them to death! Argh!
duckman9 55
The only thing a woman should do with a knife (and/or earring in this case) is a sandwich for her husband/boyfriend in the kitchen!!
venom8 13
Who are you, Leona Heidern?
Iheartfunny 1
Well OP thats why you shouldn't make earings out of steak knives.
FarSide 23
4 or 5 successful civil lawsuits that award millions will stop the pettiness and silliness of school administrators. Nothing motivates like money.
ScuseMePrincess 2
Our country has become a nation of sissies. This reminds me of the story of a first grader who got suspended for pretending his chicken nugget was a gun. We should be teaching our children how to be safe around guns, not to be afraid of them! Anyway, I'm sorry about that OP. You can probably thank 9/11 in one way or another for your trouble. I'm sure the school administrators who punished you for something so ridiculous would make excellent TSA agents.
RedPillSucks 33
I'm sure the shooters at Columbine or Virginia Tech were very comfortable with guns.
ScuseMePrincess 2
Apparently so, which is why schools should not be "gun-free zones" for law-abiding citizens, but that's a different debate altogether.
alycion 39
Ah got to love the zero tolerance, zero common sense policies that came about cause of fear.
poppylamonzo 0
Well.. A lot of people might KILL to have your earrings apparently!
bryyxoo 0
Schools are turning more and more into jails. They got rid of forks in my school! Too dangerous.
xcarxcrashx 9
I know a kid who stabbed another kid at school with a fork. Weapon indeed!!
Naena 3
What type of earrings were you wearing? There's probably more to the reason you got suspended. Did you put up a fight?
Salkadi 9
earrings shaped like knives!
xcarxcrashx 9
Kids these days with their fashions.