Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
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Tripartita 45
(Insert generic comment about how you're somehow lucky to have gotten dumped in such a bad way because… uh… it might save you trouble later, ignoring the fact that the actual FML is getting dumped at all and finding out that you have feelings for somebody so messed up. Mention bullets if necessary.)
kyrthrix 14
Dodged that bullet.
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Comments (63)
kyrthrix 14
Dodged that bullet.
chessdude 8
More like received the bullet
lolerm8 12
hope you get better!
IsaGui 13
Good riddance!
joeyl2008 29
You'll be better off. Unless you die.
thatweirdasian 22
The second sentence was pretty unnecessary.
Odin1624 12
You got lucky, at least she didn't drag it any further making you develop more feelings, you dodged a nuke
vh_musiclover 16
She could've waited until his cold went away at least.
_Desiderata_ 9
Damn... Sorry about the cold (I'm also talking about that chick's ice cold heart).
interesting33 37
I think it is bad to dump OP whilst he is ill but the gf was honest. She didn't cheat (by the sound of it) and it wouldn't have been right to keep dating OP I think.
_Desiderata_ 9
#32, I doubt the gf realized her decision that very morning. It actually sounds like she's been thinking about this for a while, which means she could have brought it up before OP got sick in the first place, or have the decency to wait a few more days.
ohsnapword 21
Get better then go bang her best friend. She'll come crawling back to you.
Lalala579121 28
She wouldn't come crawling back, because OP wouldn't be cheating on her.
jake_braves 25
Not gonna work, but you can still go and bang her best friend. If she's into you. You never know, maybe she was into you at the same time and decided to back off. That is a long shot but if it's true much respect to her.
edward_cooper 10
what if her bestie is an ugly smelly fatty?
Tripartita 45
(Insert generic comment about how you're somehow lucky to have gotten dumped in such a bad way because… uh… it might save you trouble later, ignoring the fact that the actual FML is getting dumped at all and finding out that you have feelings for somebody so messed up. Mention bullets if necessary.)
crudeandrudeguy 29
Finally someone said it...
Super_manic 1
You forgot a closing caption
katachristic 19
Yeah, the unmatched paren bugs the hell outta me.
Namenlos_fml 20
Well that it. This post is over. Onto the next one
species4872 20
Could be worse, the ex could be your doctor.
xxDeeStar 27
She wasn't there when she was most needed. She failed. Screw her. Sorry you had to hear such sensitive news when you were already in a bad situation. You deserve someone better! Don't let her near your life again OP. She definitely doesn't deserve a second chance if she comes back in the future.