Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, I learned that my parents lied. They didn't meet each other at an acid house rave. They met each other at a crack house. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML
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MasterShake1100 0
Imagine how that conversation would go. "oh hey we're just searching your house for drugs. Oh your his daughter? Oh it's nice to meet you! Yeah we come her often." FYL
genesisnirvana 11
This is how the Should have gone. 1st cop: He's your old man? OP:Yes... 1st cop:Hey Frankie, over here!Come meet his kid! 2nd cop:Hey kid how you doing, we've been dying to meet you.Been here about 5 times never met you. *pats OP on back* 1st cop:See you soon kid.We'll be back.
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Comments (141)
ihatemekay 6
Have you ever wondered where on earth he had so much money? Now you do know!
ashtree 12
Ahhh, this reminds me of the dad from Scary Movie.
ihatemekay 6
49 & 58- Are fakes- Share same photos
frankwolf86 0
thats nice
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
how polite of them :)
alainacook 0
ha! I know all about this. my dads like that too! except he makes the drugs! haha! has been all my life! and I happen to be at a raid once! apparently the biggest one anyone around here's ever seen! and it sucks ass! good thing I'm not close to him tho!!
writergirl23 19
Hey at least they haven't busted your drugs out :)
blakrhynes 0
hahahaha tht sux
EZ2XLR8 7
Why are you taking it the wrong way? It's not like they were coming to search you. You obviously had nothing to hide. So I don't see anything wrong with them saying it was nice to finally meet you. Cops are actually nice people, its the people who screw themselves up or do stupid things (break the laws, etc) that make them not nice to that particular person. They're nice to people to follow the laws. But sucks for you to have a father who had to have his house searched that you are currently living it, wouldn't be fun to watch.
lakersfan21 0
Haha family discount?