Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML
Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML
Today, at 6 a.m., the cops burst into our home. My husband was slammed to the ground and I had a gun pointed at me. I was naked and eight months pregnant. We had moved in the day before, they were coming to arrest the previous tenant. FML
Today, police knocked on my door in middle of the night. They said there was a fire in one of the houses in our street, so they were evacuating houses. They wouldn’t let me go back and get dressed. As I was only in my underwear, they told me I could wait in their car. FML
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EBrogen 12
There's a few thousand lawyers that would gladly take that case.
jkjorn 18
OP must live in Chicago, that's a common occurrence around here :(
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EBrogen 12
There's a few thousand lawyers that would gladly take that case.
jkjorn 18
OP must live in Chicago, that's a common occurrence around here :(
PenguinPal3017 19
Police can't even get addresses right. It's ridiculous that we put up with this.
Warp1978 15
That happened to me, they handcuffed me wet out of the shower and put me in the van while they ransacked the flat including breaking a hole in the wall just in case. After an hour a female officer asks me to confirm the address. She checks her pad goes away comes back unlocks my hand cuffs and gets me out of the van now infront of several neighbours. Days later I get contacted by the legal department of the local station asking for information on what happened and a full damage report. Turns out the flat I was renting used to belong to an extremely violent drug dealer / user. Resulting in a no knock warrant being served. I was eighteen and ******** myself
xxlk4xx 6
I'm 30 and would be absolutely ******** myself too! I'm sorry that happened!
Warp1978 15
Luckily it's ancient history.