Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML
Today, after a grueling business trip, my husband and I came home to all our furniture broken, every window smashed, all the floors scratched and carpets ripped, all our electronics stolen, and all our food and booze gone. What happened? Our son held a party and invited literally everyone he could from campus. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, I was at the airport waiting for my flight to leave for Hawaii when I received an urgent call from my neighbour saying that my house had been broken into. After rushing home and missing my flight, I had to explain to the police that my house wasn't burgled, it was just very messy. FML
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Top comments
indienerdgirl 27
Never let your dad in your house again. I'd also hold him responsible for all the missing items that were stolen.
RichardPencil 32
You ought to open a can of jiu-jitsu whoop-ass on him!
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Comments (14)
Glowworm56 27
You had one job, dad! One job!
RichardPencil 32
You ought to open a can of jiu-jitsu whoop-ass on him!
indienerdgirl 27
Never let your dad in your house again. I'd also hold him responsible for all the missing items that were stolen.
Allie614032 34
Sneak his credit card and order a cleaning service on it.
Lobby_Bee 18
He better be getting at least 10 kilos of weed for it.
thatslifeiguess7 16
Wow is dad going thru a midlife crisis
boopingsnoot 25
Call the cops
carandcartoonfan 1
you should tell your mom to divorce your dad or you can kick him in the nuts
CoyoteOldOne 17
Maybe you should let a pack of raccoons into his house for a party.
unintended_consequence 5
canabisome?