Today, my son asked me if the short films I write are for little kids or for adults. Since I write horror-filled films, I said they were for adults. He went and told his teacher that I made "adult films". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML
Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
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Docbee 11
Either clear up the misunderstanding or go with the flow and see where it takes you, but if it takes you to a bigger flow... Run.
perdix 31
You should be suspicious if you are invited to Career Day -- and it's at the teacher's house at night. Bow-chicka-bow-bow.
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Docbee 11
Either clear up the misunderstanding or go with the flow and see where it takes you, but if it takes you to a bigger flow... Run.
mmmPoptarts 6
Run even faster if it takes you to aunt flow
PuggieKid 22
What? ^
flamegrilled123 3
There's nothing wrong with being involved in the making of adult films anyway, one of my best friend's mum had a job in **** a few years ago
luvin_purple 11
Aunt Flow = Period
magicman13 9
What's the problem?
perdix 31
#2, "Adult films" are a euphemism for ****. Now the teacher thinks the OP makes dirty movies. Do you see how that could be a problem?
Lionesse 15
I can imagine on career day the child saying "And my mommy makes adult films! She has the greatest job ever!"
zingline89 18
My mom used to work for the Wood Truss Council of America. On career day my teacher asked what she did, and I explained that she was a wood truss counselor. The confused look on my teacher's face was priceless.
perdix 31
#17, possibly. But I guess mommy might have some bad days where she says her job . . . *lowers sunglasses* sucks.
crazytwinsmom 25
I'm sure #2 knew what it meant, and why it was a problem, but was just being sarcastic.
perdix 31
#28, don't be so sure. The level of ignorance is running pretty high these days. I blame Global Warming, a completely natural phenomenon that has nothing to do with human activity.
lonerbitch 6
No?!
gummybear1996 13
My mom used to work in jails but when my brothers primary teacher asked him why my mom couldn't volunteer for something, he said it was because she was in jail
perdix 31
You should be suspicious if you are invited to Career Day -- and it's at the teacher's house at night. Bow-chicka-bow-bow.
wlddog 14
Op should also be concerned if they are asked to wear leather and bring handcuffs.
ambear26 14
.... If they what? Lol
gc327072 31
Don't be fooled, she's not a real policewoman. That's just a costume.
wlddog 14
Fooled me 5 times, shame on the police lady. Fool me 37 times, shame on me.
iAlissa 34
And if ironically they say they are a physical education teacher, be even more suspicious.
gc327072 31
Or an anatomy teacher :0
perdix 31
Don't hesitate if it's the Latin teacher -- he's really into the classics and antiquities!
tygerarmy 35
Children say the darnedest things. I'm sure the teacher will just shrug it off.
crazytwinsmom 25
PTA meetings are going to be interesting.
wlddog 14
Bring a camera and a stand. Then before the meeting starts, set it up and focus it on the teachers desk. Then give the teacher a 'you've been naughty look' and tell the teach. "Why no, I didn't do my homework."
zombieslayer83 19
Yeah, those TNA meetings will be interesting. Shit, I mean PTA.
mikepzz 27
technically.. he's right..
defferwa 9
That's pretty funny if you think about it, although I'm sure it ruined your reputation with the teacher.
eleemosynarian92 5
Should've gone with "scary" films. Although now he might amend his statement to "scary adult films." That'll make a great parent-teacher conference.
wlddog 14
Ask his teacher if they want to watch one of your "Adult films" to clear up the situation. If they are excited about it, you will know if the teacher is a perve.
vadaaa 11
At least it's a story to tell later on! Just go to the school to speak to the teacher and set if straight.