Apologetic
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
Today, I realized I apologize too often as I said I was sorry to my boyfriend as he broke up with me. I apologized for being sad and making him feel bad. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says, "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
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Top comments
moviegirl6 5
You should ask for pointers instead of just apologizing over and over.
newbiehere99 6
Sorry that I dropped you on the coffee table ...
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Comments (68)
jay75euro 0
Man up, add some bass to your voice why replacing your sorry for "TAKE THAT SHYT B!TCH"
rogue2888 4
**** mate. Grow some balls!
ReddRoses 0
Sorry for what...
Sunkistlover718 21
"I'm about to c--" "SORRY! I'll stop..." -.-
bmkc4 1
Don't be sorry. Live in the moment.
zyme 11
If this has happened more than four times, you may have an anxiety or add problem, talk to your doctor...
giraffeluvinfoo 6
At least she's still your girlfriend!
BubbleGrunge 18
If something isn't going right OP, communication is best! Sorry is going to seriously ruin the mood!
bwahahah117 1
Are you canadian? Because that would explain a lot!
Sarah__917 14
why?
grannygruber 6
Sorry for 'accidentally' slipping it in the back door? Sorry because you secretly know you are sharing STD's with her? Sorry for having a small dick? Why are you sorry????