Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I slipped on a patch of ice I couldn't see, spilling the groceries I was carrying everywhere. Strangely, despite landing on my left knee, I didn't get a bruise there; my left butt cheek hurt though. Apparently, falling forward can still have you pull muscles. I pulled a butt cheek muscle slipping on ice. FML
Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML
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ipodtoucher123 0
u have balls on ur butt?
emilyjune519 0
Hilarious. But ow.
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Comments (145)
emilyjune519 0
Hilarious. But ow.
cody44554 0
He lives in Arizona? I don't believe there's any ice there.
Meggehx 0
You're absolutely retarded. The Rocky Mountains run through Arizona, and there are dozens of ski resorts. Lrn2geographyplz.
krnmafia92 0
I guess you feel so good now that you replied to the first post and said something unrelated just so people can see your post as soon as the page loads ... and realize that you don't know geography.
l1douchhe1l 0
why are everybodys thinking that if u is hitting in testicles it is hurting u gais r all biiiiig puzzies
Richmond24 6
@ #70 why are you failing so hard with typing? and apparently you either have no balls for a guy or are a woman, either way you can not make any kind of assumption based on the pain involved so stfu and go back to downloading cartoon **** you ******* douche bag.
Mustardnight 3
Lol calm down did you hammer you balls or something?
Richmond24 6
i didnt, at the time i just got 'sacked by my brother... to i was actually feeling this guys' pain
zolltf 4
Hahaha Douche bag fits well with his username doesn't it xD
Clare420 0
hahahah, I laughed at this. sometimes it's nice being a girl.
JuliaM1000 10
XDDDDD I AKMOST PEED MY PANTS READING IT!!!
Just_Because17 0
# 126 yeah i know right :P
Insomniasenemy 6
#58 LEARN grammar PLEASE and calling someone a retard is offensive
Mookdaruch 0
I feel your pain bro.
Mustardnight 3
Jesus christ your balls must be loose! Are you age 80+ ?
dudeitsdanny 10
That's what I was wondering. It must suck to use the toilet with balls that hang that low.
n4vz 0
iv sat on my balls before its not hard, im only 16 as well. how high are your balls?
XDNurse 0
y are his balls behind his ass? see this is y most ppl force little boys to wear tighty whities... less saggage later
ipodtoucher123 0
u have balls on ur butt?
Keeper88 0
lol win comment
johncow123 0
u dont?
gotime 0
LOL
tommyhirst07 0
your ******* retarded
Camy123_fml 0
ouchh!!! :S sucks for you!! some FML's are ******* painful!!
thegr8dane 0
Somebody dropped the ball.
KamilleBlack 3
Glad I don't have balls because that sounds painful
TheHeroOfTime 0
You're probably one of the ugliest people I've ever seen...
krnmafia92 0
You probably haven't looked in the mirror lately.
LifeFucksUsAll 0
You can't see her eyes, that is usually what determines the quality of a face. So quite being a ******* asshole and ruining FML with your unrelated comments.
wazdog 4
Lol Everyone's checking her profile to see if she is indeed ugly.
CanisLupus_fml 4
She's not even ugly. And it seems like you have a fake pic up on your profile cause you are indeed ugly.
andrew111193 0
you did it to #72, dumb bitch, and I don't see how this fml could be possible
FutureUSM 16
I could be wrong, mainly because this never happened to me, but it could happen if they swing underneath you as you fall. If it's possible to sit on them it's possible to fall on them.
GanjAxZermA 0
ouch!! :(
singer4life666 0
Did they bounce you back up?
fxdxhk90 0
Do you have a case of black and blue balls?
rlet 1
how?????!!!!!!!