mpsteve137
Acworth, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Apologetic
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
imsorry
Oakland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
SORRY!
Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML
youaresodumb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Routine
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Anonymous
Boone, United States
Sorry seems to be the harshest word
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
Anonymous
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, I realized I apologize too often as I said I was sorry to my boyfriend as he broke up with me. I apologized for being sad and making him feel bad. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
billjoebob424
Canada
My pleasure
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
AirOne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML
migsman
United States
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
rockefoe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What have you done this time?
Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says, "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML
izzie
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sex
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Top comments
moviegirl6 5
You should ask for pointers instead of just apologizing over and over.
newbiehere99 6
Sorry that I dropped you on the coffee table ...
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Comments (68)
893186506 11
That's such a Canadian thing to do
LittleDevil01 4
Obviously not good enough..
DieMfDie77 1
What are you sorry for. I mean just cause you have a small penis doesn't mean that you need to say sorry
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Better stop before you end up with no girlfriend and then you'll really be sorry.
Phil9316 7
W-w-w-what the...?
PasstheWhiskey 3
Doesn't matter had sex
the_shrink 2
Well, stop saying it first off. I had a boyfriend who used to do that, killed the mood every time. He's my ex for a reason. Here's a tip, women tend to like confidence most of all.
mellb_fml 3
I say sorry a lot too, accidentally scratching him too hard etc. :p
MiniHalo 4
I moderated this:P
santel_fml 8
Why? What are u doing that needs apologizing?