mpsteve137
Acworth, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Apologetic
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
imsorry
Oakland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
SORRY!
Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML
youaresodumb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Routine
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Anonymous
Boone, United States
Sorry seems to be the harshest word
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
Anonymous
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, I realized I apologize too often as I said I was sorry to my boyfriend as he broke up with me. I apologized for being sad and making him feel bad. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
billjoebob424
Canada
My pleasure
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
AirOne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML
migsman
United States
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
rockefoe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What have you done this time?
Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says, "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML
izzie
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sex
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Top comments
moviegirl6 5
You should ask for pointers instead of just apologizing over and over.
newbiehere99 6
Sorry that I dropped you on the coffee table ...
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Comments (68)
brevolorio 5
U don't say sorry when u touch her
spazz666 18
But you should say sorry for horrendous grammar and sentence composition... Really though what were you saying? Add some punctuation so we can tell if it's a question or a statement or WHATEVER you're trying to say. Please for the love of intellect...
Schizomaniac 24
Yo, spazz. Chill the **** out.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Stop apologizing. I bet it kinda kills the so-called "mood". But just go along. I'm sure if she doesn't like it she'll tell you.
fordman22 0
Mood. Killed.
perdix 31
That's funny -- what I say most during sex is "Is there an extra fee for this?" Second place: "What's on TV?"
Paintonmyarms214 21
I just hope that it isn't because you're bad... hopefully because you're so great you make her ****** more than she wanted! if that's possible
Elovena 9
That's so sad...
Elovena 9
That's so sad...
xStaciexLynnx 15
You're doing it wrong...
legal371 5
Lol bummer dude
thunter2000 2
Doesn't matter...had sex!
MissMae93 23
Seriously? That was never funny in the first place, using it now just makes you look stupid.
Enslaved 38
Try aiming better or are you doing that sneaky move on purpose? :P